brian's definitions

Avenue Q

A highly acclaimed Broadway musical that, unfortunatley, I haven't seen (a problem with living on the other side of the country). However, the soundtrack is HELLA funny, and should be checked out by all.

What do you do witha B.A. in English, what is my life going to be? Four years of college and plenty of knowledge have earned me this useless degree! I cant pay the bills yet cause I've got no skills yet, the world is a big scary place!!!

by Brian August 26, 2005

piss

apple juice

man im thirsty, i think ill get myself some piss

by Brian November 12, 2003

weapons of mass deception

Pun on the catch all phrase used to desrcibe chemical, biological, and radioactive (dirty & atomic) weapons.

We used the weapons of mass deception ruse to get the public to back our invasion of Iraq.

by Brian July 11, 2003

SAT

See "hell".

I hate the SAT's!!

by Brian February 16, 2004

Blinky

(n) a nickname to someone that cries alot

It comes from when someone cries; They look like they blink alot.

Alot of kids use this describe a cry babby, or momma's boy; on the west coast, like in Redondo Beach or Manhattan Beach.

if some one is complaining or cring one would say, "Man, shut up Blinky"

by Brian October 14, 2004

pookie

very hot southern girl with hugh tits and a nice ass

brittannie hazelrig

by brian April 30, 2004

bumslice

One who is immensely stupid or inept; a dumbass.

Sayd fell on her head off of the balance beam; she sure is a real bumslice.

by Brian February 10, 2003