brian's definitions

zambia

a craaaaaaaaazy country in the mid south of africa. wow. it enthralls me. It however does not urinate on norway like nearby Kenya.

"Zambia is the place to be!"
"If i had a friend, id take them to Zambia!"

by Brian February 27, 2004

Trogdor

a biblical beast of power, resembles a god like figure of god like proportions.

Burninates towns with less that 3 mans

i.e, :

Trogdor burninates the peasents brutally

by Brian January 25, 2004

skwerl

someone who does things with wreckless abandon and little holds little regard to their own well-being while doing so.

He was driving like a skwerl the other night. It's a wonder he didn't kill himself

by Brian May 5, 2004

jesus f christ

short for saying "jesus fucking christ"

Your dog just took a shit on my rug! jesus fucking christ!

by Brian May 13, 2005

reenactments

Process of re-creating, or re-doing a previous experience, accedent, etc..

We setup a reenactment to figure out a way to tweak this thang

by Brian March 2, 2004

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003