The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)
by brentionary March 18, 2009
A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.
I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!
by brentionary March 18, 2009
A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!
by brentionary April 06, 2009
Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.
Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.
Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.
Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
by brentionary January 26, 2011
1. "Damn girl, I can barely walk today, I was a dictim of a guy that had a 12" cock. He ripped me a new hole!"
2. "Shut up ho! You're lucky! I was a dictim as well but only because I couldn't even feel the guy's dick enter me, it was 3" long and 2" of it was foreskin!"
2. "Shut up ho! You're lucky! I was a dictim as well but only because I couldn't even feel the guy's dick enter me, it was 3" long and 2" of it was foreskin!"
by brentionary March 18, 2009
Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."
Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"
Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"
by brentionary September 06, 2013
when a female has two penises inserted into any one of her orifices at the same time (making the shape of a "figure 8")
A buddy of mine and I "figure 8" that bitch. Her pussy was so stretched when we were done with her that when she ran, she flapped in the wind!
by brentionary March 17, 2009