brentionary's definitions
Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.
Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.
Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.
Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
by brentionary January 26, 2011
Get the cockwardmug. 1. The act of a twat being masturbated
2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)
2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)
1. "I was so horny last night that I couldn't help myself! I had to twattle myself at work!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
Get the twattlemug. 1. "Damn girl, I can barely walk today, I was a dictim of a guy that had a 12" cock. He ripped me a new hole!"
2. "Shut up ho! You're lucky! I was a dictim as well but only because I couldn't even feel the guy's dick enter me, it was 3" long and 2" of it was foreskin!"
2. "Shut up ho! You're lucky! I was a dictim as well but only because I couldn't even feel the guy's dick enter me, it was 3" long and 2" of it was foreskin!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
Get the dictimmug. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!
by brentionary April 6, 2009
Get the cleveland creamermug. When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)
Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.
by brentionary April 6, 2009
Get the johnstipatedmug. The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)
"That was an awesome concert to lose my concertginity to!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
Get the concertginitymug. when a female has two penises inserted into any one of her orifices at the same time (making the shape of a "figure 8")
A buddy of mine and I "figure 8" that bitch. Her pussy was so stretched when we were done with her that when she ran, she flapped in the wind!
by brentionary March 16, 2009
Get the figure 8mug.