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bobbert

A verb that identifies an action that has caused or resulted in any of the following emotions: unease, awkwardness, anguish, slight pain, physical or emotional discomfort, sorrow, upset, or anger.
I was minding my own business when he sent me a disturbing sexual image that I was forced to see. He bobberted me once again!
by brentionary July 2, 2019
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wordify

"These scribblings are difficult to understand, how do you expect me to Wordify this?"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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brimjob

The act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal after the recipient has had explosive diarrhea resulting in a satanic-like burning sensation that feels like the brimstone of hell.
Jessica: "David was eating my pussy and decided to pay attention to my backdoor"
Mary: "Soooo hot! I love that"
Jessica: "...except my asshole was burning like the brimstone of hell due to a recent bout of diarrhea and public washroom toilet paper"
Mary "Ohhhh... ouch... a rimjob from hell... a brimjob!"
Jessica: "Precisely, a brimjob... pleasure and pain combined in a way I've never felt it before"
by brentionary September 6, 2013
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johnstipated

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)
Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.
by brentionary April 6, 2009
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scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.
I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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twittle

The act of a twat taking a piddle (more commonly referred to as a female urinating)
"I couldn't hold it anymore! We stopped the car so I could twittle!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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figure 8

when a female has two penises inserted into any one of her orifices at the same time (making the shape of a "figure 8")
A buddy of mine and I "figure 8" that bitch. Her pussy was so stretched when we were done with her that when she ran, she flapped in the wind!
by brentionary March 16, 2009
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