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brimjob

The act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal after the recipient has had explosive diarrhea resulting in a satanic-like burning sensation that feels like the brimstone of hell.
Jessica: "David was eating my pussy and decided to pay attention to my backdoor"
Mary: "Soooo hot! I love that"
Jessica: "...except my asshole was burning like the brimstone of hell due to a recent bout of diarrhea and public washroom toilet paper"
Mary "Ohhhh... ouch... a rimjob from hell... a brimjob!"
Jessica: "Precisely, a brimjob... pleasure and pain combined in a way I've never felt it before"
by brentionary September 6, 2013
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twattle

1. The act of a twat being masturbated
2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)
1. "I was so horny last night that I couldn't help myself! I had to twattle myself at work!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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dictim

A victim of the dick; typically caused by a dick that is too large or too small.
1. "Damn girl, I can barely walk today, I was a dictim of a guy that had a 12" cock. He ripped me a new hole!"
2. "Shut up ho! You're lucky! I was a dictim as well but only because I couldn't even feel the guy's dick enter me, it was 3" long and 2" of it was foreskin!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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wordify

"These scribblings are difficult to understand, how do you expect me to Wordify this?"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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bobbert

A verb that identifies an action that has caused or resulted in any of the following emotions: unease, awkwardness, anguish, slight pain, physical or emotional discomfort, sorrow, upset, or anger.
I was minding my own business when he sent me a disturbing sexual image that I was forced to see. He bobberted me once again!
by brentionary July 2, 2019
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scatheist

A person who does not believe in a scat. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:

1) Aggressive scatheist: attacks other people with scat. Often brings up the insensitive and ignorant fact that scat is merely refuse from the body and therefore is useless; ignoring the fact that it can be used for fertilizer, to fuel fires and even baked in rotating kilns (such as at a plant managed by the Mass Water Resources Authority in Boston) to kill germs and make pellets that are manufactured into organic lawn fertilizers. Aggressive scatheists are often relentlessly violent with their scat (throwing, smearing, smothering and fornicating are the preferred actions of agressive scatheists).

2) Passive/tolerant scatheist: does not believe in scat but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the fact unless attacked for being an scatheist.
Jake: "April, you're full of shit!"

April: "Actually, I'm not, you see I'm an agressive scatheist and I tend to empty my bowels every morning for a ritualistic fornication practice with my scat. It's a messy job but someone's got to do it!"
by brentionary March 27, 2009
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twittle

The act of a twat taking a piddle (more commonly referred to as a female urinating)
"I couldn't hold it anymore! We stopped the car so I could twittle!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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