brent's definitions

choment

An action or activity occuring during a moment of utter and unexplainable confusion.

During a recent choment, Bill acted just like Mikey on American Chopper.

by Brent January 12, 2004

get out of my mouth

A phrase used to reprimand someone who intrudes on your business while you are A)in a conversation or B)eating.

Mr. Stevenson: Tasha, can I trouble you to please gossip on your own time, and not in my class?

Tasha: Mr. Stevenson, can I trouble you to please get out of my mouth?

by Brent January 30, 2005

Purple Fuck

A slang term used to decribe a canadian $10 bill, due to it's purple color.

"Dude, could you spot me a purple fuck? I'm a bit short of the ticket price."

by Brent November 18, 2003

Shitballs

When You Have Anal Sex And Her Ass His So Looser Your Balls Become Engulfed In Poop.

I Was Ass Fucking This Ho And Got Mad Shitballs.

by Brent March 31, 2005

noho

Northhampton, Massachusetts.

A community renowned as a home for practitioners of alternative lifestyles and befuddled liberal pseudo-intellectuals with Ph.D's in disciplines such as Social Welfare Theory, Feminist Studies, and Marxist Political Economy, most of whom lecture at the many colleges in Amherst, MA.

Aging Hippie: Fight soulless, profit-mongering international corporations! Fair trade! Living wage! Coca-Cola kills kittens!
Sociology student: Hey, Professor! (Hands Starbucks cup) Here's your Caramel Macchiatto!
Aging hippie: WHERE'S MY BISCOTTI???

by Brent May 17, 2004

burrito juice

A traditional mexican food. The recepie:

A. Get a burrito. With fri joles and rice and cheese.
B. Get a blender.
C. Get milk.
D. Put burrito and milk in blender.
E. Put blender on the highest setting.
F. Drink the burrito juice. It will give you cancer.

Dude, try some of this burrito juice; it's awesome!

by Brent July 11, 2004

mother fucker

word that really has no meaning, because it can be used as a compliment just as easily as i can be used as as an insult. probably the most widely used curse in the english language

you are a mother fucker (insult)
you are one bad mother fucker (compliment)
man, i'm high as a muther fucker (??)
look at this mother fucker right here. (??)

by brent April 10, 2004