bread infection's definitions

sleme

pants made into a shirt.

She's wearing a sleme.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

old lady lines

vertical wrinkles right above a person's top lip; a real turn-off.

The last time I saw Sharon Turner, I noticed she had old lady lines.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

segway steal

the act of stealing a segway.

I just made a segway steal from that old bitch.

by bread infection December 31, 2005

johnsartoriitis

1. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.

2. One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.

He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.

by bread infection December 1, 2009

boardies

a surfer's board shorts

Beach bum surfers often have dirty bushy blonde hairdos, 3 day growth and wear boardies while in the surf

by bread infection October 23, 2005