bread infection's definitions

saeger

to vomit profusely after performing cunnilingus.

After eating that furry taco, I think I need to saeger.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

glump

the default posture of a teenager.

he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

guggenheim

to have a German manwhore rip your nipple ring off.

Dah! I went to Europe and I was guggenheimed!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

ass monkey

a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd

I need to drop some ass monkeys

by bread infection December 28, 2005

fartabulous

descriptive of anal intercourse

Yesterday was fartabulous.

by bread infection December 5, 2009

penobsci

a permanent penis leash. Doesn't have to be exactly literal.

Mary put Billy's penobsci on so tight he bled to death. Learn from Billy...dont put it on too tight, or else suffer from your penis falling off.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

head

blowjob; one of the few things some girls are good for; oral sex given from a girl to a guy. Girls should not use this word when describing a guy giving oral sex to them or a girl giving oral sex to them, it sounds horrible.

Sharon Turner gives lousy head. Good thing she takes it up the ass.

by bread infection December 28, 2005