bread infection's definitions

cradle kill

a 20 year old dating a 15 year old from 4 hours away and is totally wrapped up in her, also tries to get guts from her knowing that she is only 15.

Chris McPeters is such a cradle kill. Remeber that time he was a cradle kill. That whole summer he was acting like a cradle kill. Yeah thats the guy. To be cradle killed visit Neilson room 410.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

fake biker

a pussy that takes his Harley to Sturgis on a trailer or in the back of a truck.

A REAL biker rides his Harley to Sturgis. A fake biker hauls it to Sturgis..

by bread infection December 5, 2009

stubby shorts

really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.

Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

penobsci

a permanent penis leash. Doesn't have to be exactly literal.

Mary put Billy's penobsci on so tight he bled to death. Learn from Billy...dont put it on too tight, or else suffer from your penis falling off.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

saeger

to vomit profusely after performing cunnilingus.

After eating that furry taco, I think I need to saeger.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

conjunck

the guy in front of you in the movie theater who has a laser pointer and keeps pointing it at the movie screen (Ahem, Head Of State guy/girl)

That idiot at the movie theater was a conjunck.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

beltween

the part between trousers and a belt

When you put on your mobile phone holder, just attach it beltween

by bread infection October 21, 2005