bread infection's definitions

circle rub

when you firmly grasp the male genetalia so the tip of the head is protruding past your fist and rub in a circular motion until splooge fires from the penis.

Jordon does the circle rub twice a day.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

penobsci

a permanent penis leash. Doesn't have to be exactly literal.

Mary put Billy's penobsci on so tight he bled to death. Learn from Billy...dont put it on too tight, or else suffer from your penis falling off.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

ass jockulitous

the act of having a painful anus as a result of sodomy, usually accompained by a significant bow-legged gait

1.Jane has a bad case of ass jockulitous
2."Boy howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad case of ass jockulitous."

by bread infection October 21, 2005

jowep

(from the Latin ‘Jowus’ meaning ‘hairy’ and ‘Eppia’ meaning ’stupid’) a rare long-furred creature found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. It is not clear whether this strange being is diurnal or nocturnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It often travels with a Martin (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgoingotbuyoneofthoseius) to search for food at a location near Priory Park known as James’ house.

“What the hell is wrong with that thing?” “Nothing, it’s just a jowep.”

by bread infection December 1, 2009

stubby shorts

really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.

Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

ass monkey

a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd

I need to drop some ass monkeys

by bread infection December 28, 2005

fartabulous

descriptive of anal intercourse

Yesterday was fartabulous.

by bread infection December 5, 2009