348 definitions by bread infection

beltween

the part between trousers and a belt

When you put on your mobile phone holder, just attach it beltween

by bread infection October 22, 2005

spugget

a Mexican with bad facial hair who wants to fit in with African Americans by hanging out with hot sauce.

Brian Holmes is a spugget.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

DOC

Acronym for dildo of choice.

My DOC is the Super 5000 with Elongating action.

by bread infection October 9, 2005

straw dog

a word that you interject anytime that you don't know what word to use, but want to make it sound like you're smart.

I listened to that speech on nuclear physics, but the guys whole theory seemed like a straw dog compared to other theorys.

by bread infection January 2, 2006

snife

a knife used to cut families.

I'm gonna cut your family, with a big snife!

by bread infection November 23, 2009

head

blowjob; one of the few things some girls are good for; oral sex given from a girl to a guy. Girls should not use this word when describing a guy giving oral sex to them or a girl giving oral sex to them, it sounds horrible.

Sharon Turner gives lousy head. Good thing she takes it up the ass.

by bread infection November 8, 2005

fuck me dead

Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"

Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!

by bread infection November 8, 2005