brandon's definitions

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 1, 2004

pokens

poker mainly texas holdem

shit nigga lets go play some pokens so i can win dat cheese you got from your welfare check

by brandon March 25, 2004

dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.

Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon

by Brandon December 24, 2004

light em up

1. Smoking you tires
2. Mass amounts of fire power

1. Dude, your car has 500 horsepower, LIGHT EM UP.
2. Theyve got us pinned down, LIGHT EM UP

by Brandon August 12, 2004

Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

Head Hunter

Agela Is that biggest head hunter i know

she loves to suck dick

by Brandon December 10, 2003

nargis

a universal something or other capable of not only cooking stuff, not only being a remedy to all of your problems, but also a wonderful saddle for your pet camel/llama/oompaloompa hybrid

by Brandon August 31, 2003