brandon's definitions

ownijj

same as ownage, adjective form of owned.

this game is teh ownijj

by brandon August 17, 2004

wha

o word sum fag seys in the middle of class

this kid named robbie is takinga piss n looks down n seys wha where i go

by Brandon February 24, 2005

WHAT UP DEH!

drunkn exclamation one may shout to friends.

brandon raised his beer and shouted "WHAT UP DEH", and all his drunkn friends replied the same.

by brandon November 19, 2003

hoight

A catch-all, placeholder phrase. Usually shows up under duress. Most commonly used when the speaker has no idea what the hell is going on or what he's going to do. Similar to a combination in connotation of the military FUBAR and hoo-ah.
The word hoit may have originally started as an alternate spelling.

"Aww, hoight, I have no idea--wait, here we go, I got it."

by Brandon January 26, 2004

critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

Trinity, the

Goatse, Tubgirl, and the Harlequin Fetus, the 3 worst (or best) things on the internet as one.

Ive seen the whole Trinity. It changed my whole outlook on the world. It's that strong.

by Brandon June 24, 2003

Negator

A person who has a negative view on everything and/or just wants to get people in trouble.

That security guard was a raw dildo-whapping negator.

by Brandon February 18, 2005