brandon's definitions

arpeggio

Its something guitarists anymore don't have skill to do , so they chunk away at thier drop tuned garbage to impress another generation of even more brainless kid guitarists.

(kid) Hey , what's that?

(me) That's an arpeggio

(kid)I wish i could do that

(me) You can , you just have to practice more than 5 minutes a day and atleast take playing the guitar a little bit serious.

(kid) But i'm a punk! I don't take anything serious

by Brandon July 19, 2004

Japan Four

A cry to confuse security guards when tryiong to sneak into an unauthorized area.

"Japan four. The shamshee? Japan four!" Tom Green - Freddy Got Fingered

by Brandon March 11, 2004

uncle-ray

(v.)(Slang/Informal) To give a of lack details and/or display an absence of common courtsey towards another.

Don't go camping with him, he'll uncle-ray you and you won't know what's going on.

by Brandon May 15, 2004

pump house

A reference to the act of having sex.

1)Hey D'mitri did you take that girl to the pump house last night?

2)Question: Where are you going tonight man?
Ans: I'm going to the pump house

by Brandon May 13, 2005

afro

A large poof of pubic-style hair resembling a large brillo pad. Usually accompanied by a "pick."

Ice Cube had a sweet Afro in that movie with that really white skinned kid who became a nazi because he had no friends.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

Ron Artest

1.going absoultely crazy when slightly provoked by others.

Do not throw a beer at me sir, or i'll Ron Artest your ass!

by brandon November 20, 2004

tweaker

one who 'tweaks balls' as in one who uses the drug methamphetamine to get amped and then shakes around and talks non-stop.

I would have asked Mary to help me study for my test but she's such a tweaker --she couldn't sit still for more than 2 minutes so that's why I got a D+

by brandon December 3, 2002