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Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!
by Brandon January 4, 2005
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asshog

someone who hogs the chick in the gang-bang
"Man i couldn't get near that ho',that asshog was all up in my space, you feel me?
by Brandon December 5, 2003
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da funk

funky smell from vaginal disorder or disease.

also see: rotten twatt
Kathy hasn't taken a shower in a week... That bitch is got da funk!
by Brandon May 13, 2005
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token

The one ugly girl who is hanging out with a group of good looking girls. Someone in your group will have to "take one for the team" and hang out with the token.
Hey Josh, you get the token tonight!
by Brandon March 1, 2004
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Mavarick

Maverick spelt wrong, cuz some people are english illiterate. And Maverick does NOT mean homosexual. The real meaning of Maverick is: One that refuses to abide by the dictates of or resists adherence to a group. In other words, somone who doesn't go witht the flow, or 'conform' with everyone else.
Maverick does not me homo, moron.
by Brandon November 13, 2003
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bunnie

meg "bunnie" towns is hottie
by Brandon September 18, 2004
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nasataw

yo sista got nasataw
by brandon July 18, 2003
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