brandon's definitions

big jeffery

Snoop Dog

the pimp hand is why strong

by Brandon November 24, 2003

deez nuts

Childish, but funny prank, made hilarious when you can get some gullible person to fall for it.

Person 1: Hey, you know Dee?
Person 2: Dee who?
Person 3: DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!

by Brandon December 1, 2003

pissy drunk

State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.

He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.

by Brandon December 1, 2003

zeddy

A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex.

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.

by Brandon December 3, 2003

Sausage Fest

A party of only men, where the sole purpose is to cook and eat sausage and bratwurst.

SausageFest 2003

by Brandon December 4, 2003

asshog

someone who hogs the chick in the gang-bang

"Man i couldn't get near that ho',that asshog was all up in my space, you feel me?

by Brandon December 5, 2003

Ayass

Northern pronunciation of "ass" see also Bam Margera

God! What an ayass!

by Brandon December 5, 2003