brandon's definitions

belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

by Brandon August 30, 2004

lazin

A word used to describe when someone is lazy or jus chillin

NO I dont wanna go out 2nite, i jus feel like lazin around

by Brandon August 7, 2004

nug bait

a half cut off finger in the middle of the street.

jonny cut off his finger in shop class and threw it out the window creating a nug bait

by brandon February 6, 2005

JBW

Abbrev for John Boy Walton (aka JG, Gorst or Sheesh). Typically found in a bar wobbling and staring at women.

"Fancy another 6 pints JBW?"

by Brandon September 2, 2003

chode

In general, a deformed penis.

His chode dangled disgustingly over his taint.

by Brandon August 21, 2006

Schmellay

A female who has a smelly cooch.

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".

by Brandon December 10, 2004

g-note

One half of the famous rap duo G-Note and Wooded Z.
Their album "Blinguistics" has been rapidly thriving in circulation around the internet and the buzz around the album hasn't been seen since Kanye West's "College Dropout".

Lyric Quotation from G-Note & Woooded Z's "Pop Kulcha" -

Wooded Z:
And my big black rhyme-dog, my man G-Note, He gets as violent as Quintin Tarantino, If you call him pop, cause he's rap for real, ulike these manufactured teeny sluts like Hilary & Seal

by brandon February 26, 2005