198 definitions by brandon

shag

1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. to have sexual intercourse. 3. an act of sexual intercourse.

The man will shag his wife tonight.

by brandon August 5, 2003

thwang

Being paranoid when your all messed up.

Just chill man, don't be thwangin.

by brandon September 17, 2003

box lunch

A man who eats his womans pussy, and usually enjoys doing so, provided that her stuff doesnt smell.

Damn, my girl was just begging for a box lunch....i didnt mind giving her one

by brandon October 21, 2004

Jamie's grilled cheese

A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.

After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.

by brandon January 23, 2005

ringpiece

1. rectum
2. slang for a cool (a)person, (b)place or (c)thing.

1. I shit so much i tore my ringpiece.

2. (a)Who's that ringpiece?
(b)We gonna hang out at that ringpiece tonight?
(c)Lemme see that ringpiece for a sec.

by brandon May 6, 2005

gwat

bitch

im gonna kick yo gwat ass

by brandon September 21, 2003

nug bait

a half cut off finger in the middle of the street.

jonny cut off his finger in shop class and threw it out the window creating a nug bait

by brandon February 7, 2005