1 definition by br333br333

And under culture of growing moronic fags who have never worked and wear the equivalent of a bin bag with a logo on for clothing.

To show How 'hard' they are as they call it, they huddle into large groups (of about thirty) and 'start' on small children or old age pensioners.

But the 'hard' doesn't stop there! They also wear industrial standards gold painted jewelery to make it look like they have been through 'pain'

As well as fashion, they are extremely good at breeding. God knows how when they look like they shoved their piles covered faces into a grease fryer but the average chav can be seen with 6 children and a chavvette mother putrid enough to make you squirm.

They also have an obsession with other peoples moms. Now this is beyond my grasp of why, but if it makes them happy then they should be killed.

Sayings include:
"I shagged ya mom last night and she was good"
"I'll shank ya!!" (see shank)
"Gimme 50p mate!!!"

Overall, chavs are lazy scumbags of Britain who don't work and who the tax payers like ourselves have to pay for. Make them work!

And remember! They want your mom!
I'm walking down a road... 30 chavs appear... MATE GIMME 50p!!! I take a gun out, they run.
by br333br333 March 24, 2008
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