4 definitions by bongholmes

Chimp suit

The human body.

Scientist 1: Regardless how much money is launched into the project, the synthetically body is hard to make.

Scientist 2: Guess we gotta stay in this chimp suit for the next generations....

by bongholmes October 3, 2012

2face

A person who pretend's to be a friend or colleague but hangs around you only to gather material to talk shit about you for his main friends or colleagues.

John: Ain't that guy you're lunching with from the marketing department?

Nick: Yeah, hes probably gathering 2face material, but anyway it's all good as far as he pay for his own food.

by bongholmes October 3, 2012

Piece of shit

To be a piece of shit is intended to be an undesirable characteristic of oneself or another person.

How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?

When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.

Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.

Consciousness: I bet if you fuck that party rag doll begging for a pegging you’ll feel like a piece of shit after.

Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..

Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.

by bongholmes January 7, 2022

Amateur

Someone who has done something one time before, defines itself as an expert on the topic.

John: Got laid?
Nick: Yeah.
John: Satisfaction granted?
Nick: Hell yeah, going like a pro like always!!
John: Yeha, like a grand master...
Nick: I'm no amateur.

by bongholmes September 21, 2012