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Scholes (verb, noun):

When a player scores a goal from outside the box. The ball must be struck first time, and with sufficient power. It can follow a pass along the ground, or the ball can be hit on the (half) volley. Scholeses are often scored from corners. The word "Scholes" is also shouted when someone has the opportunity to "Scholes it up".

Named after Paul Scholes due to his signature goal.
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JG, otherwise known as Juicy Gossip. Used to describe gossip that is particularly succulent, often concerning specific individuals.
OMG did you hear the JG about Nick and Rachel?
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