The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.
Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!
by bobo76 November 21, 2013
Get the client natural selectionmug. A dress code consisting of upscale and often pricey spandex pants, tops, sports bras, and similar athletic attire that may never actually enter a gym. Gym chic is more relaxed than black tie, business casual, and casual attire, but more formal than pajamas.
Sarah hasn't worked out in years, but owns an extensive collection of gym chic attire. She loves how her $97 spandex pants makes her feel sporty, fit, and fashionable while strolling the grocery store aisles and running errands.
by bobo76 September 27, 2014
Get the gym chicmug. Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.
by bobo76 December 01, 2014
Get the Salad candymug. vacanesia (n.) vak-uh-nee-zuh - Condition occurring upon returning to work after a vacation during which the increased number and intensity of hours causes one to forget the recent time off ever occurred
After a long and exhausting week back to work following the December holidays, Bob looked through photos from his trip in an effort to treat his vacanesia.
by bobo76 January 10, 2010
Get the vacanesiamug. Also known as a gateway app.
A seemingly innocuous application that serves as the springboard to other, more addictive and time-consuming applications.
A seemingly innocuous application that serves as the springboard to other, more addictive and time-consuming applications.
by bobo76 March 22, 2010
Get the Gateway Applicationmug. A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.
My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.
by bobo76 September 17, 2014
Get the booger touchmug. Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!
by bobo76 September 27, 2014
Get the virtual babysittingmug.