bobertdude's definitions

plagiarism

From Wikipedia: "is the practice of claiming, or implying, original authorship or incorporating material from someone else's written or creative work, in whole or in part, into ones own without adequate acknowledgment."

What I'm doing is not plagiarism because I acknowledged Wikipedia as a direct source of the information and I quoted what I took from the article. There's a world of difference.

-"You know, Family Guy wouldn't be accused of plagiarism if they just admitted to the fact that they copy The Simpsons all the time."
-"It'd still sucks ass, though."
-"I totally agree with you."

by bobertdude August 1, 2007

tomato soup

a big bowl of warm ketchup. yum!

i love my grandma, but i hated it when she made me eat tomato soup.

by bobertdude June 30, 2008

final fantasy vii

"...quite possibly the greatest game ever made."
-GameFan Magazine

In my mind, Final Fantasy VII is the greatest game ever made.

by bobertdude August 3, 2007

english

the most expressive language on the face of the earth. although widely insulted for it's strange spelling and grammar, no other major language on earth can convey ideas as precisely or as diversely as the english language. This is largely because of the huge amount of words that make up the english language, which dwarfs the vocabularies of other languages by comparison.

it's name is derived from the anglo-saxons.
anglo-saxon--->anglish--->english

as a kid i grew up speaking spanish. thankfully, i learned english and now i only speak spanish when i have no other choice.

by bobertdude December 30, 2007

cuss out

when somebody screams a long string of cuss words at another in the hopes of insulting them. this is a tactic used by dolts lacking the vocabulary to actually belt out a witty insult.

example for "cuss out":
"FUCK OFF, YOU NASTY MOTHER-FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! GO SUCK A FUCKING COCK, YOU PILE OF CRAP! YOU'RE SUCH A.....",etc. is an example of cussing out.

by bobertdude December 5, 2007

shake

weed crumbs. some dealers try to sell it by calling it "pre-grinded", but don't fall for that bullshit. buying shake is like buying a bag of dorrito crumbs. wouldn't you prefer regular dorritos?

shake sucks because it's usually dry and flakey. buy healthy nugs.

by bobertdude December 18, 2009

chilling

a cool way of telling someone you sat around doing nothing.

hot girl: where were you saturday?
guy: just home chilling.
hot girl: that's cool
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hot girl: where were you saturday?
guy: i was sitting at home doing nothing.
hot girl: wow, you're a loser.

by bobertdude May 23, 2009