20 definitions by bobertdude

tomato soup

a big bowl of warm ketchup. yum!

i love my grandma, but i hated it when she made me eat tomato soup.

by bobertdude June 30, 2008

pop fluff

Light, stale and meaningless pop music

"Stars Are Blind"; Paris Hilton's new album is a perfect example of pop fluff.

by bobertdude June 26, 2007

pedomalodoritis

having smelly feet

at the end of a long hard day of hiking through the rainforest and wading through the amazon i took off my shoes and realized i had a particularly awful case of pedomalodoritis.

by bobertdude April 19, 2011

grape

the most despised flavor of any candy

every time i buy a bag of skittles, half of the stuff inside is grape flavor......

yuck

by bobertdude February 3, 2008

Spaniard

if you met my mother you'd think spaniards to be the crassest, meanest people in the world. if you met me you'd think spaniards were the coolest people ever.

one common misconception of people from spain is that they look like mexicans.

"Spaniard" is not pronounced "Spain-yerd".

by bobertdude January 27, 2009

afro nipples

Really hairy nipples. They don't necessarily have to be afro-like, but it's just sounds funnier like that.

It really hurts when you get a titty-twister and you have afro nipples.

by bobertdude May 22, 2007

shake

weed crumbs. some dealers try to sell it by calling it "pre-grinded", but don't fall for that bullshit. buying shake is like buying a bag of dorrito crumbs. wouldn't you prefer regular dorritos?

shake sucks because it's usually dry and flakey. buy healthy nugs.

by bobertdude December 18, 2009