bobertdude's definitions

grape

the most despised flavor of any candy

every time i buy a bag of skittles, half of the stuff inside is grape flavor......

yuck

by bobertdude February 3, 2008

aflac

What this duck says in a commercial. Also used in social situations when somebody says something embarrassing or socially awkward and you want to break the silence.

(A group of people are chatting)
Dave: Did any of you ever know that I have three testicles?
Rest of group: ............
(Long awkward pause)
You: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!

by bobertdude September 22, 2007

common cold

what i have right now

wow, the common cold sucks balls

by bobertdude October 8, 2007

mexploitation

a new breed of media designed to appeal to people of mexican decent. like blaxploitation, except for mexicans.

ie- i thought this term up.

handy mandy, the mexican bob the builder ripoff on disney, is the only example of mexploitation that comes to mind right now

by bobertdude December 29, 2007

english

the most expressive language on the face of the earth. although widely insulted for it's strange spelling and grammar, no other major language on earth can convey ideas as precisely or as diversely as the english language. This is largely because of the huge amount of words that make up the english language, which dwarfs the vocabularies of other languages by comparison.

it's name is derived from the anglo-saxons.
anglo-saxon--->anglish--->english

as a kid i grew up speaking spanish. thankfully, i learned english and now i only speak spanish when i have no other choice.

by bobertdude December 30, 2007

cuss out

when somebody screams a long string of cuss words at another in the hopes of insulting them. this is a tactic used by dolts lacking the vocabulary to actually belt out a witty insult.

example for "cuss out":
"FUCK OFF, YOU NASTY MOTHER-FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! GO SUCK A FUCKING COCK, YOU PILE OF CRAP! YOU'RE SUCH A.....",etc. is an example of cussing out.

by bobertdude December 5, 2007

washington mutual

a bank that lies about free checking.

don't go to washington mutual. they charge you five bucks whenever you cash checks.

by bobertdude March 3, 2009