bob dole's definitions

commence intense mamboage

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.

"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."

by Bob Dole June 14, 2006

jag dole

similar to a jag hole except it involves a person as a whole instead of an extremity or body part.

bob dole is also known as jag dole!

by bob dole January 21, 2004

wenis man

A weak super hero who can do whatever a wenis can, which, unfortunently, isn't much. Some speculate however, that he can stretch, and perhaps can be used to violently slap people.

da da da da! wenis MAN! does whatever a wenis can.

by Bob dole October 6, 2005

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

floondapple

the hottest shit ever.
a word that defies definition.

That certainly is Floondapple.

by Bob Dole May 24, 2004

fat mike

Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche

Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.

by bob dole March 9, 2005

crauderueff

1) a badass quaker

2) one who is especially prone to non-violent violence

yo, they wuz about to roll on us, and then i be like, shit, you better back the fuck up, we roll with crauderueffs.

ghandi wuz a crazy-ass crauderueff, with his crazy ass flexibility and whatnot.

by bob dole March 29, 2005