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When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.

Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match
Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.

Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.
by blashada November 23, 2012
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A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.
A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.
by blashada September 6, 2014
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A generation of Australian males and females that have been defined based on a mixture of alcohol abuse and large scale violence or rioting
Old Man: When I was a young man when we had a riot, we had a riot over free speech and other great causes. But when when you youngesters have a riot you have it over angry birds what has this country come to.

Young man: yeah thats nice grandpa now where did you say the liquor cabnet was "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"

Old man: Oh not again I'm sick of The swollen generation
by blashada October 30, 2012
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An individual who steals the last crum of food off a plate but doesn't have the moral sense to ask if any one else would like the last piece.
by blashada September 6, 2012
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A code name for cannabis when being sold over the table from a food court vender

This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.
Drug dealer: Hey you in the blue suit if you want pot ask for a Serbian Salad

Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid
by blashada October 18, 2012
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Gods personal promise that men will meet their own demise
Doctor: this man looks like hes suffered by long term poverty and a life time devotion to his family, it appears he has been under alot of pressure

Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor

Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage
by blashada October 18, 2012
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A sarcastic award that is given to a soccer player that fakes an injury for sporting gain.
And you have got to say that Ronaldo has given the Academy Award Performance of the year with that injury.
by blashada October 15, 2017
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