black flag's definitions

Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

by black flag May 29, 2004

piss

1) Pertanting to Urine can be either a noun or a verb.
2) Something that's easy to accomplish.

1) There's piss all over the floor. / I need to piss.
2) Can I do that? It's a peice of piss mate.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Cowboy

UK slang

A tradesperson, normally a builder, plumber, roofer etc who performs shoddy work at an inflated price.

I paid some cowboy to fix the leak, he charged me 300 quid and I've still got 6 inches of water in my kitchen.

by black flag June 2, 2004

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

freaks

Hippies, flower children, the beautiful people.

The freaks love the Furry Freak Brother Comics

by black flag June 2, 2004

Queens Park

A scottish football team based in Glasgow who have to suffer the ignomy of playing in the countries biggest stadium infront of the nations smallest crowds.

Average Queens park home gate = 150
hampden park holds around 65,000

by black flag June 2, 2004

ducks and drakes

UK term for skimming stones across the surface of a body of water. (origin obscure)

To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes

by black flag May 29, 2004