black flag's definitions

B'jesus

Irish term, to be startled.

She crept up behind me and scared the B'jesus out of me.

by black flag May 31, 2004

metrosexuality

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system

Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.

by black flag May 30, 2004

scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

pixie

Small maelevelent house elf. Originally from the cornish folk law creature Piskie. Now a feral creature in most houses occupied by stoners. They like to 'borrow' vital stuff like fag papers (thats the English fag, ie cigarete and ain't intended to be homophobic). At times when you most need them and return the said items when you don't.

Your turn to skin up pal.

I would if I could but the pixies have knicked my rizlers.

by black flag June 1, 2004

rat boy

UK slang.

A young teenage criminal. Lives in the airconditioning ducts of highrise blocks and shits on the carpets of the people he burgles

My TV's gone and there's shit on my carpet, I've had a rat boy in here.

by black flag June 2, 2004

bum flasher

A member of the Dumpy's Rusty Nuts fan club. To become a member you must climb on stage, drop your trousers and flash your rear at the crowd. You then receive a unique jacket patch and invites to all the best parties.

Respect that guy, his a bum flasher!!!!

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

fives

1) An obscure ball game played against a wall. It is vaguely similar to squash, but the players hit a small cork ball with a padded glove.

2) A bunch of fives. London slang for a fist.

He agve me a bunch of fives cos I beat the guy on the fives court.

by black flag May 31, 2004