black flag's definitions

Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

by black flag May 29, 2004

kirk

Scots english for church.

"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"

by black flag May 31, 2004

Bristol Rovers

The 'other' football team in Bristol, also known as 'the gas'. Also supported by wurzels

Oi be a gaaas 'ead. Oi be.

by black flag June 2, 2004

flog a dead horse

UK usage

1) To try to carry on when there really is no hope of continuation. To not know when to give up.

2) A unique sexual practise that combines Necrophillia, beastiality and sadomasacism into one fun activity.

Leeds struggled to avoid relegation but they were flogging a dead horse.

by black flag June 7, 2004

homes

Places where the rich pack send their parents when they retire.

Choosing homes for grandma

by black flag May 31, 2004

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

fat fucker

The self derogatory term used by Dumpy of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts when on stage.

"I'ma hot lover, fat fucker, hot lover yes indeed.." ('Hot Lover' by Dumpy's Rusty Nuts - from the 'Rock The Nation' EP)

by black flag June 25, 2004