8 definitions by bkn
When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.
by bkn June 14, 2014
When hopelessly white people attempt to seem dope by interjecting out-of-date ebonics into everyday conversation, especially at the office or during bachelorette parties.
Overheard:
Cindy: "Holla bitches!"
Karen: "Fashizzle my nizzle"
Shauntavius: "Sigh."
Tyrell: "Look at those females, attempting to 'holla black'".
Cindy: "Holla bitches!"
Karen: "Fashizzle my nizzle"
Shauntavius: "Sigh."
Tyrell: "Look at those females, attempting to 'holla black'".
by bkn March 31, 2011
A variation on the venerable Golden Shower, the Milwaukee Shower can only be performed after consuming several 40-oz bottles of Milwaukee's finest. Noted for its greenish-orange hue and sulfer/ass overtones, beers from this delightful city yield a vigorous urine stream of pure battery acid.
Wes: Hey honey, are you up for some watersports tonight? I can run down to the corner store for a six-pack of Beast.
Sharon: I might, but only if you buy an imported wheat beer. My skin is still recovering from last Friday's Milwaukee Shower!
Sharon: I might, but only if you buy an imported wheat beer. My skin is still recovering from last Friday's Milwaukee Shower!
by bkn December 1, 2009
by bkn August 12, 2007
A mediocre song used by an internet streaming service like Pandora to let you know they're about to play something really shitty. This gives you the opportunity to change the station before inadvertently hearing something distasteful. Coined by popular podcast host, Adam Carolla
Adam: I was listening to an Elvis Costello channel on Pandora earlier and John Cougar's opus "Hurts So Good" suddenly started playing.
Ray: Shit. At least they should've given you a Buffer Song.
Adam: Yes, anything by Gary Wright would've been sufficient
Ray: Shit. At least they should've given you a Buffer Song.
Adam: Yes, anything by Gary Wright would've been sufficient
by bkn February 24, 2014
Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.
Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!
Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"
Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!
Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"
Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!
by bkn April 29, 2011