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Murphy's Law

the law in nature that makes the B's prone to seeing Ken everywhere we go. Ken is everywhere and we always run into him at horrible times. B usually runs away screaming "MURPHYS LAW!!"

-aka- Ken's Law
after a long hard workout, who do we see?? but ken walking to his sweet car

-Murphy's Law
by Bitch December 7, 2004
mugGet the Murphy's Lawmug.

homework

Either
1) Schoolwork either assigned for after school hours, or
2) Schoolwork that must be done after school hours as a result of low in-school productivity.

Some homework is necessary for an effective education. Especially in high school, homework can require dilligence, effort and time management. Only stupid children have signifigant problems managing their homework. Ironically, these are the ones we hear giving their opinions about it most often.
Bob thinks he's too cool for homework. He'd rather play Starcraft like all the cool kids.
by bitch April 30, 2004
mugGet the homeworkmug.

Deidre Brass

The beautifulest person in the world. Who I love more than anything
Deidre Brass is the person you want to be!
by bitch March 6, 2005
mugGet the Deidre Brassmug.

metro sexual

a person who isnt gay, but dresses like they are gay....south park
"It's cool the be a metrosexual. You know act gay, but you aren't really gay."
by bitch November 8, 2003
mugGet the metro sexualmug.

Nolda

Nolda, also known sometimes as "Nolder", is also a loser who will never amount to anything. Hopefully he never procreates, because we don't need little ape looking men running around the planet.
Nolda knocked some bitch up, and then we killed the skank.
by Bitch February 27, 2004
mugGet the Noldamug.

fuken write buddy

when a guy fucks a girl so0o hard and her pussy turns red then he says fukin right buddy
greg is a aexample he fucked the shit out of brittany
by bitch October 11, 2004
mugGet the fuken write buddymug.

bung face

A person who looks like they have an ass for a face.
by BITCH June 25, 2004
mugGet the bung facemug.

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