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pump and dump

As a verb:To defecate and urinate at the same time. Usually done in a hurry or with great urgency. A common military slang term used in reference to using the "facilities".

As a noun: The act of taking a shit and piss at the same time.
OK recruits! Five minute pump and dump!

Mom, where is the restroom, I have to pump and dump like yesterday!

Aaah much better, I needed that pump and dump.
by binydeamon January 13, 2009
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luftkopf

directly translated from the German it means someone who is an "airhead" and prone to acts of incredible stupidity. Being ignorant and or a religious fanatic is often a prerequisite.
Sarah Palin, what a luftkopf. She preaches morality and her own teen daughter gets knocked up!

Anne Coulter, the hateful blonde luftkopt of the right and its resident loon has penned yet another inflammatory book.
by binydeamon April 10, 2010
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door knocker

A cob of dried corn used by pranksters on "Mischief Night" to toss at people's doors......notable for the loud BLANG!! or KABAAM!! it makes when hitting a door.......
That was one righteous door knocker dude!

Old lady Henson was awakened by the loud BANG of half a dozen door knockers on October 30th.
by binydeamon October 29, 2009
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Neo-Pharisee

Neo-Pharisee(Nee-oh-fair-uh-see)
Noun: A self-appointed, and self-righteous moralist of the fundamentallist variety. Known for demanding the world live up to their narrow world view as interpreted by Holy Scripture. Can be found in all religeons and it seems their only fun is making sure they deny fun to everyone else.
Almost always hypocritical as in do as I say, not as I do.
Today's televangelists are Neo-Pharisees.
Pat Robertson is a Neo-Pharisee.
Neo-Pharisees are more concerned with the letter of the law as opposed to the spirit of the law.
by binydeamon January 6, 2009
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Liberty Toast

the name given to French Toast following the rash of anti-French sentiment that followed 9/11 and the start of the War on terror. Along the same patriotic lines as Freedom Fries and Democracy Dressing but had its origins in WW1 with terms such as "hot dogs" and liberty cabbage that were used for similar reasons with respect to all things German
In the Red State Diner jim quickly noticed that Liberty Toast had replaced French toast on the breakfast menu.

Would you like some good American Maple syrup with your Liberty Toast?

On todays menu: Liberty Toast with all-American scrapple, only 3.99!
by binydeamon September 5, 2009
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tea

In the drag community, tea is particularly juicy or sought after gossip or info. Often, but not always, drag drama is associated. Tea is often served during or after drag pageants, especially in online chat sites like Carrie Fairfield where gossip feeding frenzies involving the latest drag related news are a commom occurrence.
Gurl 1: Do you have the tea on the Miss Burned Out Mess 2010 pageant? Inquiring minds want to know about the one judge.
Gurl 2:Yeah, check out the thread about it on Carrie Fairfield ,the tea is being served.
by binydeamon October 26, 2010
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Hovindist

A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.
VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.

Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance

According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.

That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
by binydeamon September 5, 2009
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