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A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.
VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.

Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance

According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.

That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
by binydeamon September 5, 2009
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A 24-hour convenience store, usually located in the bad areas of town and notable for frequent incidents involving hold-ups.First coined as a joke describing convenience stores like 7-11 and Getty-Mart
Hey bro' did you hear about who stuck up the ghettomart at 5th and Main?

Hold a second, I want to stop and grab some snacks at the local ghettomart.
by binydeamon January 13, 2009
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Status points measuring style, grace, and overall fierceness ascribed to female impersonators by their fellow drag queens'
First coined in the movie "Too Wong Foo" . As drag queens are often a catty lot, any individual queen's princess point total is subject to wild fluctuations and change at any time.
Ooh girl that was so not fierce, (snap, snap) you lose ALL your princess points.

Love the gown, major princess points Miss Thing!
by binydeamon January 13, 2009
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An inept female impersonator, easily spotted by her ill fitting outfits, lack of fashion sense, abyssmal makeup, and inability to lip-synch.....similar to "booger drag", a Southern term, this is the "damnyankee" version LOL
OMG, that is one sad booger queen over there, look at her McMakeup and that ratsnest wig!

Ida Ho, a local booger queen couldn't fathom why she didn't win Miss Gay Pocatello, maybe her anime dub lipsynch had something to do with it
by binydeamon October 24, 2009
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A cob of dried corn used by pranksters on "Mischief Night" to toss at people's doors......notable for the loud BLANG!! or KABAAM!! it makes when hitting a door.......
That was one righteous door knocker dude!

Old lady Henson was awakened by the loud BANG of half a dozen door knockers on October 30th.
by binydeamon October 29, 2009
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A hardline, usually rightwing religious fanatic determined to subvert democratic freedom and replace a constitutional republic with a government controlled by their particular religion. History has shown that theofascist states are guilty of the worst human rights abuses and warmongering. The last attempt at theofascism in America was the failed experiment in Plymouth Bay Colony.
Pat Robertson and the late Dr. James Kennedy are prime examples of persons openly declaring that our democracy must be replaced by a theofascist dictatorship that matches their world view.

Iran's current president is not just insane, he is a theofascist.

The greatest danger to freedom worldwide since WW2 is not Communism, it is theofascism
by binydeamon February 24, 2009
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Member or adherent of radical rightwing Fundamentallist Christianity. Members of the Christaliban hold to extreme theocratic views and support replacing the secular constitutional government of the US with a Dominionist Christian theocracy where all non-Dominionist religions are banned and their adherents subject to state sanctioned persecution. In a Christaliban tyranny, women and gays would have no civil rights . Under the Christaliban all forms of media and art would be subject to "morality based" censorship and suppressed if deemed "objectionable". There is absolutely no difference between the former Taliban tyranny in Afghanistan and the vile tenets of the Christaliban apart from religion as both are tyrannies
Key leaders of the Christaliban include Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Donald Wildmon, Lou Sheldon, and Fred Phelps.

It has been the long standing goal of the Christaliban to impose a theocracy on America.

Despite the denials and rantings by right wing talk radio, the threat to American freedoms has never been from the Left, but the radical Right, especially the theocratic elements of the Christaliban.
by binydeamon November 28, 2010
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