billthecat's definitions

toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

by billthecat April 27, 2009

wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.

When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.

by billthecat July 30, 2009

British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.

British Petroleum gave everyone the shaft.

by billthecat June 23, 2010

St. John's Basketball

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.

Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.

by billthecat November 27, 2012

HVP

Official: "hydrolyzed vegetable protein"

Reality: "heaving vomit poison"

Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.

HVP is the best thing to ever happen to the United States fight on obesity.

by billthecat March 8, 2010

gumby

In the Canadian army a new recuit who's green beret has such an exaggerated peak for the cap badge that it makes him look like the Art Clokey claymation figure.

A gumby doesn't know his left foot from his right foot.

by billthecat January 12, 2010

bitconned

To have your bitcoin account hacked into and all your bitcoins stolen.

My bitcoin account at Mt. Gox has been bitconned.

by billthecat March 17, 2014