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Gaza Strip minute

A short period of time. Pertains to the amount of time a ceasefire lasts when rogue elements continue to attack civilians on the other side.
This ceasefire won't last a Gaza Strip minute.
by billthecat November 27, 2012
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birther

A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.
Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.
by billthecat July 28, 2009
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spaghetti test

To test a questionable concept by taking it forward to see if it passes or fails.

From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.
The unpaid intern passed the spaghetti test when he satisfactory performed the job even though he was not qualified to do so.
by billthecat February 9, 2010
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urban dictionary whack-a-mole

To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.
Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.
by billthecat November 7, 2012
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Elmo-phile

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.
Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.
by billthecat November 27, 2012
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Spanish exit

Instead of paying your share of the restaurant bill you bum more money from your dinner companions. Similar to greek exit
He took the spanish exit and used the money to buy more booze.
by billthecat December 17, 2012
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St. John's Basketball

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.
Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.
by billthecat November 27, 2012
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