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blackberry

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).
You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.
by billthecat November 12, 2012
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wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.
When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.
by billthecat July 30, 2009
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Polish landing strip

A female's bush that is not trimmed.
Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.
by billthecat April 13, 2010
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British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.
by billthecat June 23, 2010
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spaghetti test

To test a questionable concept by taking it forward to see if it passes or fails.

From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.
The unpaid intern passed the spaghetti test when he satisfactory performed the job even though he was not qualified to do so.
by billthecat February 9, 2010
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urban dictionary whack-a-mole

To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.
Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.
by billthecat November 7, 2012
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gumby

In the Canadian army a new recuit who's green beret has such an exaggerated peak for the cap badge that it makes him look like the Art Clokey claymation figure.
A gumby doesn't know his left foot from his right foot.
by billthecat January 12, 2010
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