billthecat's definitions

bitconned

To have your bitcoin account hacked into and all your bitcoins stolen.

My bitcoin account at Mt. Gox has been bitconned.

by billthecat March 17, 2014

toyota defense

To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .

The lawyer got the drunk driver acquitted from all road rage charges by using the toyota defense.

by billthecat March 4, 2010

Spanish exit

Instead of paying your share of the restaurant bill you bum more money from your dinner companions. Similar to greek exit

He took the spanish exit and used the money to buy more booze.

by billthecat December 17, 2012

wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.

When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.

by billthecat July 30, 2009

British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.

British Petroleum gave everyone the shaft.

by billthecat June 23, 2010

Polish landing strip

A female's bush that is not trimmed.

Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.

by billthecat April 13, 2010

Elmo-phile

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.

by billthecat November 27, 2012