Definitions by billthecat

holdout 

To pass someone over in order to wait for someone else better to come along. Common practice in both dating and job interviews.

After the job interview the company decided to holdout and interview more candidates.

holdout by billthecat January 18, 2010

gumby

In the Canadian army a new recuit who's green beret has such an exaggerated peak for the cap badge that it makes him look like the Art Clokey claymation figure.

A gumby doesn't know his left foot from his right foot.

gumby by billthecat January 12, 2010

blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.

Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.

blackberryout by billthecat December 23, 2009

wafer muncher 

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.

When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.

wafer muncher by billthecat July 30, 2009

birther

A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.

Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.

birther by billthecat July 28, 2009

That's Huge 

What Paris Hilton said when she first saw an erect penis.

That's huge! How is it ever going to fit?

That's Huge by billthecat June 11, 2009

toledo takeback  

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

toledo takeback by billthecat April 27, 2009