blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.

Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.

by billthecat December 23, 2009

Elmo-phile

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.

by billthecat November 27, 2012

birther

A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.

Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.

by billthecat July 28, 2009

wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.

When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.

by billthecat July 30, 2009

Polish landing strip

A female's bush that is not trimmed.

Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.

by billthecat April 13, 2010

British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.

British Petroleum gave everyone the shaft.

by billthecat June 23, 2010

That's Huge

What Paris Hilton said when she first saw an erect penis.

That's huge! How is it ever going to fit?

by billthecat June 11, 2009