billthecat's definitions

holdout

To pass someone over in order to wait for someone else better to come along. Common practice in both dating and job interviews.

After the job interview the company decided to holdout and interview more candidates.

by billthecat January 18, 2010

angry mob

An erection you get on a date when it's not supposes to get out of your pants.

Oh no, it's another angry mob.

by billthecat October 19, 2012

blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.

Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.

by billthecat December 23, 2009

toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

by billthecat April 27, 2009

HVP

Official: "hydrolyzed vegetable protein"

Reality: "heaving vomit poison"

Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.

HVP is the best thing to ever happen to the United States fight on obesity.

by billthecat March 8, 2010

bitconned

To have your bitcoin account hacked into and all your bitcoins stolen.

My bitcoin account at Mt. Gox has been bitconned.

by billthecat March 17, 2014

BP

Short for "butt plug".

A BP is used to stop stop any oil or lubricants from leaking out the orifice.

by billthecat July 9, 2010