31 definitions by billthecat

misogyny

The hatred of women including the entrenched prejudice against female kangaroos.

The movie Crocodile Dundee promotes misogyny because it only features male crocodiles.

by billthecat October 17, 2012

St. John's Basketball

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.

Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.

by billthecat November 21, 2012

toyota defense

To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .

The lawyer got the drunk driver acquitted from all road rage charges by using the toyota defense.

by billthecat March 4, 2010

That's Huge

What Paris Hilton said when she first saw an erect penis.

That's huge! How is it ever going to fit?

by billthecat June 11, 2009

gumby

In the Canadian army a new recuit who's green beret has such an exaggerated peak for the cap badge that it makes him look like the Art Clokey claymation figure.

A gumby doesn't know his left foot from his right foot.

by billthecat January 12, 2010

blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.

Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.

by billthecat December 23, 2009

butter rape

The act of spreading cold semi-hard butter on a pastry causing it to be squished.

The toast was butter raped!

by billthecat January 23, 2012