billthecat's definitions

wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.

When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.

by billthecat July 30, 2009

blackberry

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).

You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.

by billthecat November 12, 2012

toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

by billthecat April 27, 2009

urban dictionary whack-a-mole

To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.

Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.

by billthecat November 7, 2012

spaghetti test

To test a questionable concept by taking it forward to see if it passes or fails.

From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.

The unpaid intern passed the spaghetti test when he satisfactory performed the job even though he was not qualified to do so.

by billthecat February 9, 2010

blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.

Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.

by billthecat December 23, 2009

Burnaby Dinner Jacket

A plaid flannel shirt shirt worn untucked and unbuttoned, typically with an undershirt. On hot days it's taken off and tied around the waist by the arm sleeves.

The Burnaby Dinner Jacket is the choice of wear of Canadian lumberjacks.

by billthecat February 6, 2009