billthecat's definitions

butter rape

The act of spreading cold semi-hard butter on a pastry causing it to be squished.

The toast was butter raped!

by billthecat February 13, 2012

birther

A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.

Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.

by billthecat July 28, 2009

blackberry

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).

You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.

by billthecat November 12, 2012

blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.

Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.

by billthecat December 23, 2009

toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

by billthecat April 27, 2009

That's Huge

What Paris Hilton said when she first saw an erect penis.

That's huge! How is it ever going to fit?

by billthecat June 11, 2009

finnish pancake

A finnish style of pancake that is much skinnier than traditional pancakes.

A finnish pancake is thought to be so thin because the finns are so frugal they use very little pancake batter to make pancakes.

by billthecat March 30, 2009