Definitions by billthecat

British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.

British Petroleum gave everyone the shaft.

British Petroleum by billthecat June 23, 2010

containment cap

A condom with the rubber tip cut off in an effort to reduce the amount of semen that comes out.

Don't worry about becoming pregnant. I'm wearing a containment cap.

containment cap by billthecat June 10, 2010

Polish landing strip 

A female's bush that is not trimmed.

Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.

Polish landing strip by billthecat April 13, 2010

HVP 

Official: "hydrolyzed vegetable protein"

Reality: "heaving vomit poison"

Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.

HVP is the best thing to ever happen to the United States fight on obesity.

HVP by billthecat March 8, 2010

toyota defense 

To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .

The lawyer got the drunk driver acquitted from all road rage charges by using the toyota defense.

toyota defense by billthecat March 4, 2010

TSA 

Short for "Tubby Seatmate Asshole".

The situation where after standing in line for hours at the airport because of TSA security regulations you find out after finally boarding the plane that your seatmate is a fat slob such as Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, Michael Moore, or Rob Reiner who are so hefty that they require a stick of butter in order to squeeze in between the armrests.

Flying Southwest Airlines lessens the chance of having a TSA.

TSA by billthecat February 17, 2010

spaghetti test 

To test a questionable concept by taking it forward to see if it passes or fails.

From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.

The unpaid intern passed the spaghetti test when he satisfactory performed the job even though he was not qualified to do so.

spaghetti test by billthecat February 9, 2010