HVP

Official: "hydrolyzed vegetable protein"

Reality: "heaving vomit poison"

Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.
HVP is the best thing to ever happen to the United States fight on obesity.
by billthecat March 08, 2010
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containment cap

A condom with the rubber tip cut off in an effort to reduce the amount of semen that comes out.
Don't worry about becoming pregnant. I'm wearing a containment cap.
by billthecat June 08, 2010
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holdout

To pass someone over in order to wait for someone else better to come along. Common practice in both dating and job interviews.
After the job interview the company decided to holdout and interview more candidates.
by billthecat January 18, 2010
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Burnaby Dinner Jacket

A plaid flannel shirt shirt worn untucked and unbuttoned, typically with an undershirt. On hot days it's taken off and tied around the waist by the arm sleeves.
The Burnaby Dinner Jacket is the choice of wear of Canadian lumberjacks.
by billthecat February 06, 2009
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Gaza Strip minute

A short period of time. Pertains to the amount of time a ceasefire lasts when rogue elements continue to attack civilians on the other side.
This ceasefire won't last a Gaza Strip minute.
by billthecat November 21, 2012
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Elmo-phile

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.
Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.
by billthecat November 20, 2012
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wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.
When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.
by billthecat July 30, 2009
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