bill the cat's definitions

foad letter

A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".

After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

rottenführer

In the German Nazi SS a Rottenführer was a low ranking corporal. It also translates from German to mean "foreman". In general a rottenführer is a low-ranking bully who makes peoples' lives miserable.

The rottenführer clerk at the DMV made me wait in line for hours.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

obergruppenführer

In the German Nazi SS an Obergruppenführer was a high ranking general. It also translates from German to mean "upper group leader". In general an orbergruppenführer is a despot boss who makes peoples' lives miserable.

The obergruppenführer boss at work made everybody work over the weekend.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

swallow

In espionage a swallow is a beautiful female operative used to seduce or entrap men with promises of sexual favors. The male equivalent is a raven.

During the cold war the Soviet K.G.B. typically used a swallow to seduce intelligent targets.

by Bill the Cat May 1, 2008

yummie

Short for "Young Urban Marxist". A former marxist who now has a high paying public service job with a great pension plan and full benefits. Like their yuppie counterparts they live in big houses and drive big SUVs while still complaining how the system is still sticking it to the poor.

Yummies try to save the environment by using canvas bags while driving their SUVs to the organic supermarket.

by Bill the Cat May 1, 2008

pure laine

French for "pure wool" used to describe French-Canadians in Quebec who can trace their ancestry back to the orignal settlers of New France.

Allophones and other immigrants in Quebec resent the pure laine culture.

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

French disease

A venereal disease, especially syphilis.

That prostitute gave me the french disease.

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008