bill the cat's definitions

draftman's dream

Flat as a ruler and lies still.

That girl is a draftman's dream.

by Bill the Cat May 16, 2008

The Good Ship Lollipop

Ther girliest ship in the naval fleet although the Shirley Temple songs refers to a candy store.

Oh aboard The Good Ship Lollipop.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

ugly canadian

The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.

Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

yummie

Short for "Young Urban Marxist". A former marxist who now has a high paying public service job with a great pension plan and full benefits. Like their yuppie counterparts they live in big houses and drive big SUVs while still complaining how the system is still sticking it to the poor.

Yummies try to save the environment by using canvas bags while driving their SUVs to the organic supermarket.

by Bill the Cat May 1, 2008

berry, berry good

Ebonics for "very good". Immortalized in an SNL Garrett Morris sketch.

Baseball has been berry, berry good for Chico.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

rottenführer

In the German Nazi SS a Rottenführer was a low ranking corporal. It also translates from German to mean "foreman". In general a rottenführer is a low-ranking bully who makes peoples' lives miserable.

The rottenführer clerk at the DMV made me wait in line for hours.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

moonraker

Term for people originating from the county of Wiltshire, England. Their ancestors were tough and built Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain and kicked Viking and Roman butt.

You could tell he's a moonraker because he's raking the moon's reflection in the pond.

by Bill the Cat May 18, 2008