bill the cat's definitions

date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.

Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.

by bill the cat August 11, 2008

short bus

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.

On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.

by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

tagged at first

To get dumped early in a relationship just as it's becoming physical.

I got tagged at first shortly after trying to get a goodnight kiss.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

f-word

The word "friend" and when a girlfriend ever utters it you are ultimately dumped.

My girlfriend said the f-word last might.

by Bill the Cat May 10, 2008

football, you bet!

Inmortalized in a 1977 San Pedros Beach Bums episode. This phrase is uttered by a spick jock who knows no english except for this phrase.

You want to have a beer?
Football, you bet!

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

Serbian exit

To destroy and hide any evidence of guilty conduct before leaving.

Before leaving the enclave troops took the Serbian exit by burning down all the buildings and burying all the bodies in an unmarked mass grave.

by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

Neidermeyer

An asshole junior officer. From the character Lieutenant Niedermayer in the Animal House movie.

We fragged that Neidermeyer.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008