bill the cat's definitions

Irish beauty

A woman with two black eyes or Irish roses.

Look at that Irish beauty, her husband must have been out drinking again.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

greaseback

A greaser with so much oil in his hair that it drips down the back of his shirt.

The greaseback left a stain on the chair.

by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008

numb digger

A euphemism for dumb nigger.

What's the difference between a crippled coal miner and O.J. Simpson?

One is a numb digger.

by Bill the Cat May 22, 2008

bobbitt

A man with no penis.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt

by bill the cat October 29, 2008

Dutch bath

A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.

The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

smart swede

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

short bus

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.

On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.

by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008