brass monkey

What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage.

I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.

by bill the cat September 10, 2008

British disease

The post WW2 pattern decline of British workmanship due to industrial unrest and labour strikes.

Margaret Thatcher cured England of the British Disease during the 1980s.

by Bill the Cat May 06, 2008

Mexican justice

The practice of framing gringos and tourists for crimes committed by the locals.

Mexican justice never blames the locals as it will scare away tourists. Thus the blame is put on the tourists who rented the hotel room next door to the murder.

by Bill the Cat May 09, 2008

bobbitt

A man with no penis.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt

by bill the cat September 16, 2008

Serbian exit

To die in jail from natural causes before a guilty verdict can be reached.

Because it took so long to arrest him and the trial carried on for years Slobodan Milosevic was able to take the Serbian exit.

by Bill the Cat April 23, 2008

Serbian exit

To destroy and hide any evidence of guilty conduct before leaving.

Before leaving the enclave troops took the Serbian exit by burning down all the buildings and burying all the bodies in an unmarked mass grave.

by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

Neidermeyer

An asshole junior officer. From the character Lieutenant Niedermayer in the Animal House movie.

We fragged that Neidermeyer.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008