bill's definitions

Individual

A derogatory term used by Marine Corps drill instructors when Recruits refer to themselves in first person

DI: What're you tryingg to do to my beloved Corps?

Recruit: I don't know sir!

DI: Ok, Mr. Individual, your ass can go play in the sand

by Bill April 11, 2005

pagida

vigina

i like licking pagidas!

by Bill May 7, 2003

downity

considerate of others, not uppity

If one isn't uppity, they are downity.

by Bill February 14, 2004

Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

by Bill March 31, 2004

big white telephone

Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.

Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.

by bill April 21, 2004

son bitch

A variation of the phrase "son of a bitch", but with a southern US accent.

Skeeter, get me a beer ya son bitch.

by bill April 24, 2004

ben wah balls

Any number of balls, usually of metal and a little smaller than a ping-pong ball, inserted either in the vagina or, especially in gay erotica, in the rectum, and then pulled out slowly, producing for many people an intense sensation of pleasure.

The pull-string broke of the ben wah balls, so he wasn't able to extricate them from his ass.

by bill November 28, 2004