bigtones's definitions

Santana Claus

The guy who gives presents to all kids south of the border.

Merry Christmas, from one Mexican to another!!!

by bigtones December 8, 2004

product red

An attempt for pretentious people to advertise that they know and maybe care about the AIDS crisis in Africa.

"I bought this Product Red shirt and Product Red cell phone because 5 dollars will now be donated to helping....like, what was I talking about again?"

by bigtones December 26, 2008

steroids

The Sunny D of professional sports.

Has everything a pro athlete needs.

by bigtones January 14, 2005

sketchgasm

A feeling of extreme nervousness coursing through your body as a restult of being in a decidely sketchy situation.

I got a crazy sketchgasm after seeing Big Mike pull that white powder out of his backpack.

by bigtones August 15, 2006

cul-de-sac

When you stick your scrotum in a girl's vegina.

"I gave Amanda a cul-de-sac, and we ended up having to call the ambulance, because of.... a mishap."

by bigtones March 11, 2005

karamo

The Real World's narrow-minded homosexual (the irony is thick, huh??) and the most annoying character in the history of reality television.

- "My daddy made me read, OK?! I read books, black books, mind you, and that turned me off to connecting with other races!!!"

-"I've been checked by cops in clubs 147 times, OK, man? It violates me! I am such a victim!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!"

-"Do you know how hard it is being black, and gay?? You guys don't know anyhting about struggle! I'm Karamo, man, and God has given everyone so much, and me so little!!"

What a loser...

by bigtones January 11, 2005

War

America's new national pastime.

"War - Huh - Yeah! What is it good for - Absolutely nothing!"
-Edwin Starr.

by bigtones December 14, 2004