bigtones's definitions

stockbroker

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.

Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.

by bigtones December 11, 2004

P. Diddy

Is gonna get shot once Shyne gets out of jail.

You heard it here first. Remember that.

by bigtones November 9, 2004

leotardo

Verb: To be shot in the head beside an American-made car and then have said car run over your head. Made famous by Phil Leotardo's death on The Sopranos.

Phil Leotardo got killed in the most memorable way in the series finale.

by bigtones August 24, 2007

Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.

If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

War

America's new national pastime.

"War - Huh - Yeah! What is it good for - Absolutely nothing!"
-Edwin Starr.

by bigtones December 14, 2004

karamo

The Real World's narrow-minded homosexual (the irony is thick, huh??) and the most annoying character in the history of reality television.

- "My daddy made me read, OK?! I read books, black books, mind you, and that turned me off to connecting with other races!!!"

-"I've been checked by cops in clubs 147 times, OK, man? It violates me! I am such a victim!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!"

-"Do you know how hard it is being black, and gay?? You guys don't know anyhting about struggle! I'm Karamo, man, and God has given everyone so much, and me so little!!"

What a loser...

by bigtones January 11, 2005

chick flick

A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending.

My best friend's wedding, Mona Lisa Smile, Runaway Bride, The Wedding Planner, Maid in Manhattan, Josie and the pussycats, Mean girls, A cinderella story, Freaky Friday.... I could go on forever!

by bigtones September 19, 2004