bigtones's definitions

wonderbra

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.

The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.

by bigtones July 12, 2007

empty warhead

Another name for George Bush.

And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world.

by bigtones March 26, 2005

zac efron

The latest throwaway bubblegum-pop teenybopper idol. Starred in such 'hits' as High School Musical and Hairspray. Will be forgotten once he gains a little weight or does his first stint in rehab for substance abuse.

Zac Efron is destined for one of those VH1 reality shows about washed-up celebs.

by bigtones August 26, 2007

spot killer

Someone who ruins the tranquility and balance of a spot (group of friends hanging in a pre-determined place) by causing lots of awkward conversations and pregnant pauses. Basically disrupts the normally relaxed setting with their presence and/or controversial ideas.

Dave is a spot killer because he started talking about Bush and the war in Iraq. You can't bring politics into the spot. Chill subjects only!!

by bigtones August 29, 2006

lil wayne

Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.

And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!

by bigtones January 13, 2005

james bond

The only British person who actually sounds cool when he speaks.

You can't get much smoother than "The name's Bond. James Bond."

by bigtones September 26, 2004

Mace Windu

1. The second baddest Jedi in the galaxy(after Yoda, of course)
2. An unwilling participant in a huge Padawan sexual abuse scandal).

1. This party's over!
2. I would just like to say that this council will not tolerate any sexual deviancy regarding our Jedi Knight's!!

by bigtones August 31, 2004