bigmeuprudeboy's definitions

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completely fucking shit directory enquiries service that seems to be staffed by Indian halfwits with a somewhat limited grasp of the English language. The company that owns them must make massive profits through the calls as on average you are stuck on the line for 20 odd minutes trying to spell out really complicated street names like 'bond street' or 'High Street' to someone who sounds like a character from goodness gracious me

118 118? naah mate use 118 500

by bigmeuprudeboy October 2, 2003

Intermezzo from Cavallieria rusticana

The music from the start of 'Raging Bull' and the end of 'Godfather part III'

probably the most beautiful piece of music ever written by human hands ever. full stop

by bigmeuprudeboy October 3, 2003

fighting

the national pastime of England

In the late 1700's a frenchman wrote a book titled the 'English love of fighting' In it he describes how the English delight in 'fisticufts in the street' and how they would gather round any altercation and whip it up into a full scale brawl. He also observed that the 'English have no love of politics and could never be led to revolution'and that 'they have no religion but gambling and drinking'
Fortunatley things have changed and we can now add footballas another religion

by bigmeuprudeboy October 6, 2003

mexican barbecue

a sexual act involving 2 men and a very busy women.
also called spitroasting

you coming to my mexican BBQ?

only if your mum is there

by bigmeuprudeboy November 1, 2006

spitroast

see mexican barbecue

by bigmeuprudeboy October 7, 2003

cocknose

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004