dogtanian and the muskerhounds

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

scuffers

An amusing victorian phrase for the
the police, the Old bill, the bizzies etc.

'quick bunny old chap let us abscond, the Scuffers will arrive forth-with'

by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003

Jack Osbourne

fat little shit who labours under the mis-aprehenshion that he is hard.
his dad is a total geezer though

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

oirish

fake irish, plastic paddy
good way of describing Irish Americans
never been there, never will go there

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Shem

an abbriviation of fa shem
An Italian curse that means 'sperm of the devil'

Jamie Oliver Fa-shem

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Aston Martin

the car of choice for gangsta rappers such as Jay z and P-diddy
made in the most un-gangsta rap place on earth-Newport Pagnell

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Arold!!!

what old man Steptoe used to shout to his middle class wannabe son Harrold

"Aarold!!! Ive got the squirts again"

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003