Definitions by bigmeuprudeboy

scuffers 

An amusing victorian phrase for the
the police, the Old bill, the bizzies etc.

'quick bunny old chap let us abscond, the Scuffers will arrive forth-with'

scuffers by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003

human

Not the sharpest tool in the box

A rather frustrating carbon based bipedal lifeform that inhabits the third planet from the sun.
Has created many great civilisations and then smashed them up.
Will fight anything different from them which doesnt bode well for when extraterrestrials try to contact them

'Dont go to Earth its got Human beings'

'Errrrr!!!!'

Red Dwarf 1988

human by bigmeuprudeboy September 12, 2003

cockney 

According to a 2003 NCIS report

75% of the 300 most wanted men in the UK were 'white middle aged men from the south east' in other words cockney gangsters or the 'English Mafia'

cockney by bigmeuprudeboy September 12, 2003

mig 

a member of a football hooligan gang that follows Luton Town FC

Stands for 'Men In Gear'

Migs kicked the fuck out of Watford

mig by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Jack Osbourne 

fat little shit who labours under the mis-aprehenshion that he is hard.
his dad is a total geezer though

Jack Osbourne by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

stone island 

a very expensive brand of Italian designer clothes marketed at very high earning, highly educated Europeans.
Actually mainly worn by British Football thugs as a status symbol

stone island by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Norwich 

1. a small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident. Home of Britains gayest football team after Watford.
Considered the centre of civilisation by BBC Look East and ITV Anglia news
NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE

2. Stands for N.ickers O.ff R.eady W.hen I. C.ome H.ome

"Im going to Norwich tomorrow"

"were the fuck is Norwich?"

Norwich by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003