bigmeuprudeboy's definitions

Millwall

not the best place to take your wife and kids to watch a football match
re-knowned for their violence for over 70 years.
In 2002 Millwall fans caused the biggest riot seen in London for 20 years

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003

118 118

completely fucking shit directory enquiries service that seems to be staffed by Indian halfwits with a somewhat limited grasp of the English language. The company that owns them must make massive profits through the calls as on average you are stuck on the line for 20 odd minutes trying to spell out really complicated street names like 'bond street' or 'High Street' to someone who sounds like a character from goodness gracious me

118 118? naah mate use 118 500

by bigmeuprudeboy October 2, 2003

spitroast

see mexican barbecue

by bigmeuprudeboy October 7, 2003

mig

a member of a football hooligan gang that follows Luton Town FC

Stands for 'Men In Gear'

Migs kicked the fuck out of Watford

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

royal family

1)inbreds who sponge of taxpayers and make sure the Uk keeps its outdated laws and traditions
2) the reason loads of fat yanks come to the uk for a holiday
3) a rather amusing sit-com about a working class manchester family who's Patriarch farts a lot- considered high culture in britain and ireland -honest

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

golf

to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"

There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003

cocknose

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004