Massimo

Massimo is a sweet charming Italian guy that all girls love. He is a sexy beast, hot, and has an 8 pack. Some say his biceps are the size of your neck. He is a stone cold bitch and will beat the living shit out of you. he also has a 12-inch dick. if you get in a fight with him you will get slapped by his dick. He gets all the hoes, and pussy he needs. Massimo is the nicest person you will ever meet. All the girls fall for his tricks, and he does not care if he breaks someone's heart. Massimo is a fuck boy, he lost his virginity at the 12, and he only falls for blondes.
wow look over there, there is a Massimo, he is so fucking hot
by bigjose November 22, 2018
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IPhone

something that everyone uses all day long. it is very sad if you are not on it all the time. the iPhone will one day take over the world and will destroy the humans on the planet earth
hind the iphones are coming
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fart

a fart is a gas that comes out of someone's asshole, it also reminds me of the smell of apav.
a fart is something that comes out your asshole
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tities

something that the male genders suck on
i just sucked on some tities
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kyle

Kyle is a fat fuck, he is a waste of air, he should just go to China and get his life sucked into a machine. he is so fat he eats all the starbursts on the planet. he is also a meth head and does a lot of other drugs. he will also eat you if he has the chance.
run there is a kyle coming
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porn star

I am a porn star
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