bigjose's definitions

apav

apav is a man with a 2-inch and thinks he has a bigger dick than you. he is really small and looks like a monkey when he has airpods in. he is also the gayest thing you will ever see. he thinks everyone has a tiny dick and will fuck only the weirdest of the weirdest out there. he is also the gayest out there, he sucks on everything a for an example a musical instrument that looks like a dick. his father is Brüno (look up Brüno trailer on youtube), the gayest piece of shit ever. he does all the drugs and smokes meth. he is just too gay. he is also a kid predator and will eat them once he gets them.

he is an apav runaway and hide your kids

by bigjose November 22, 2018

IPhone

something that everyone uses all day long. it is very sad if you are not on it all the time. the iPhone will one day take over the world and will destroy the humans on the planet earth

hind the iphones are coming

by bigjose November 22, 2018

chicken

something that tries to fly but is so fucking stupid and can not do it, it is a ferry and its feathers smell like shit.

LOOK THERE IS A CHICKEN

by bigjose November 21, 2018

hoe

a person that tries to ask out as many people as possible and fails to date anyone

i am a hoe

by bigjose November 22, 2018

fuck

something you say when an ugly fag asks you out

she smells like shit, fuck

by bigjose November 21, 2018

kyle

Kyle is a fat fuck, he is a waste of air, he should just go to China and get his life sucked into a machine. he is so fat he eats all the starbursts on the planet. he is also a meth head and does a lot of other drugs. he will also eat you if he has the chance.

run there is a kyle coming

by bigjose November 22, 2018

fart

a fart is a gas that comes out of someone's asshole, it also reminds me of the smell of apav.

a fart is something that comes out your asshole

by bigjose November 22, 2018