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tities

i just sucked on some tities
by bigjose November 22, 2018
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fuck

something you say when an ugly fag asks you out
by bigjose November 21, 2018
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chicken

something that tries to fly but is so fucking stupid and can not do it, it is a ferry and its feathers smell like shit.
LOOK THERE IS A CHICKEN
by bigjose November 21, 2018
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IPhone

something that everyone uses all day long. it is very sad if you are not on it all the time. the iPhone will one day take over the world and will destroy the humans on the planet earth
hind the iphones are coming
by bigjose November 22, 2018
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apav

apav is a man with a 2-inch and thinks he has a bigger dick than you. he is really small and looks like a monkey when he has airpods in. he is also the gayest thing you will ever see. he thinks everyone has a tiny dick and will fuck only the weirdest of the weirdest out there. he is also the gayest out there, he sucks on everything a for an example a musical instrument that looks like a dick. his father is Brüno (look up Brüno trailer on youtube), the gayest piece of shit ever. he does all the drugs and smokes meth. he is just too gay. he is also a kid predator and will eat them once he gets them.
he is an apav runaway and hide your kids
by bigjose November 22, 2018
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kyle

Kyle is a fat fuck, he is a waste of air, he should just go to China and get his life sucked into a machine. he is so fat he eats all the starbursts on the planet. he is also a meth head and does a lot of other drugs. he will also eat you if he has the chance.
run there is a kyle coming
by bigjose November 22, 2018
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fart

a fart is a gas that comes out of someone's asshole, it also reminds me of the smell of apav.
a fart is something that comes out your asshole
by bigjose November 22, 2018
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