When you have to take a shit but someone shows up or something distracts you so you have to wait until they are gone or until the distraction is over.
Peter: "I gotta take a crap, maybe i can do it before the guests get here."
Doorbell rings.
Peter: "Nope, looks like I'm gonna have some constipatience and pile dinner on top of that."
Doorbell rings.
Peter: "Nope, looks like I'm gonna have some constipatience and pile dinner on top of that."
by big_boy_BoNFiRe March 12, 2010
When you talk to someone in bed. Usually after sexual relations. Otherwise know as pillow talk it's capable of making relations great or making yourself look like a total idiot.
I was having a great coversation with my girl last night and I ruined it by accidentally comparing her to me ex.
by big_boy_BoNFiRe December 14, 2010