betty crocker's definitions

shindig

A gathering of 10 or less people, usually involving a few beers. A shindig will almost never turn into a party because only broke ass people attend a shindig...hence, the reason there are only A FEW beers.

hey jimmy you gonna go to your sister's shindig?

I ain't got nothing better to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

hell

Eternal Damnation, satan, fire, and evil are all good descriptive words of hell.

Your ex, baby mama, baby daddy, child support, and alomony are also good descriptive words of hell

Jarrod made a stupid choice, now he is in hell.

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

gang

A group of people who join together to give themselves silly nicknames, rob other poor people, sell drugs to their own kin, and have babies.

There are 4 main gangs with tens of thousands of "sub-gangs"

hey I'm bored...lets join a gang!

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA LETS MAKE ONE UP.

hell yeah, then lets post it on urban dictionary that our gang is super cool.

FO SHIZZLE!

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

rootbeer

A soda that despite it's clever name actually contains no beer.

Jane drank all the rootbeer...greedy bitch.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

Urban Dictionary Editor

Someone "smarter than the average bear", the all knowing geniuses who reject the daily bullshit about how your ex husband has chlamydia and XYZ is the hardest gang in the world. An Urban Dictionary Editor is one of the few that "make the world go round" a superman of sorts.

the Urban Dictionary Editor decided that XXhplqw44rfdXX is relly not a word.

the Urban Dictionary Editor realized there are alot of stupid ass people in this world!

by BETTY CROCKER February 24, 2007

baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.

He ain't shit, that's just my baby daddy.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

toddler

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006