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shindig

A gathering of 10 or less people, usually involving a few beers. A shindig will almost never turn into a party because only broke ass people attend a shindig...hence, the reason there are only A FEW beers.
hey jimmy you gonna go to your sister's shindig?

I ain't got nothing better to do.
by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006
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daddy

The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come but and a truely special thing.
Layla loves her daddy.

Daddy took Kaylee swimming today.
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006
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hyphy

a word that was made up by Keek the Sneak because he couln't think of anything that rhymes with likely...so intro - hyphy ( hyphie ) The word Hyphy was since ripped off by rapper E-40, who made a WHOLE song out of the non-sense word.
Everytime someone says hyphy they sound like an idiot...

man 1 - hey lets go get hyphy

man 2 - wtf is hyphy...??

man 1 - ummm...I don't know...but it sounds SO COOL!

man 2 - your a fag.
by betty crocker July 18, 2006
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cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006
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baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
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baby mama

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches
If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006
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daddy

The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come by, but and a truely special thing.
The little girl hugged her daddy.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
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