betty crocker's definitions

circus

A place where children watch lions and tigers and bears. Herion addicts become "clowns", the floors and seats are sticky as hell and the popcorn and peanuts taste like shit.

I paid $10 to bring the kids to the circus...I'll pay $20 to get out of ever going again.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

kool-aid

The universal drink of the ghetto.
comes in many flavors such as grape, cherry, blueberry etc, but known to the ghetto natives as red, purple etc.

also used as a slang term to describe a situation.

You all up in my kool-aid and don't even know the flavor.

What kind of kool-aid do you want?...
ummm...red

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

toddler

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

gang

A group of people who join together to give themselves silly nicknames, rob other poor people, sell drugs to their own kin, and have babies.

There are 4 main gangs with tens of thousands of "sub-gangs"

hey I'm bored...lets join a gang!

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA LETS MAKE ONE UP.

hell yeah, then lets post it on urban dictionary that our gang is super cool.

FO SHIZZLE!

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

cereal natzi

One who keeps all the cereal.
another way of saying your hogging all the cereal.

person 1 - let me get another bowl of Lucky Charms.

person 2 - man cereal is a BREAKFAST food...it's too late...no more lucky charms for you.

person 1 - your a fucking cereal natzi!

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

fun sucker

Someone who can find a way to suck the fun out of ANY situation. The said person usually starts off by complaining and/or nagging...before you know it s/he has gone into full suction mode ruining the day.

Your such a fun sucker, fuck off!

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006