bert's definitions

brains blown out

cutting the top off a vechicle making it a vert

bought me a old school and blew out the brains

by bert June 4, 2004

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 5, 2012

SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

by Bert November 10, 2004

old school

older model cars that are remodel mostly with big rims 20's and up. candy paint tv's & dvd's a whole lot of chrome

dirtyi just fixed my old school up i got dem jordans on that thang. 5 tv 3 dvd player, station and a burberry rag on that bitch with burberry leather guts.

by bert April 10, 2004

gun show

The showing off of ones biceps

Billy: Have you got your tickets yet?
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand

by bErt September 23, 2004

freakin

taking out tobacco from a black and mild cigar to make it lose so it will smoke smoother,

Yo man why didn't you freak the black, its hard to pull on.

by bert February 16, 2004

pocrescophobia

The fear of gaining weight.

Having pocrescophobia increases your urge to do excersize.

by Bert August 21, 2005