Fart Locker

this term has been brought to my attention

as meaning a hot girls ass. Example: check out the fart locker on that bitch!

by bert April 10, 2005

pottle

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.

'That's the pottle.'

by Bert February 14, 2005

FA

fuck all - to do or understand nothing

i am a lazy cunt and i have done sweet fa all day

by bert March 11, 2005

brains blown out

cutting the top off a vechicle making it a vert

bought me a old school and blew out the brains

by bert June 05, 2004

asshole

a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self

"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"

by bert December 14, 2004

jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!

by bert May 15, 2003

jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings

Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.

by bert December 14, 2004