bert's definitions

FA

fuck all - to do or understand nothing

i am a lazy cunt and i have done sweet fa all day

by bert March 11, 2005

asshole

a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self

"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"

by bert December 13, 2004

Shire

the same thing as sure just sounds better

wanna go get some chicken? shire dude

by bert October 30, 2003

green sticky

weed, marijuana, dope

Yo roll up that green sticky, I got the blunt.

by bert January 9, 2004

killer head

blow job done very well, way beyond the normal blow job, sometimes done by professionals

Man that stripper at the club gave me some killer head

by bert February 16, 2004

rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.

a dancer is just a "rent a whore"

by bert April 10, 2005

R1

ultra fast sportbike

gixxer killer

dude my r1 smoked that dumb ass gixxer

by Bert September 20, 2003