bert's definitions

chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

by Bert November 28, 2004

jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!

by bert May 15, 2003

bushed

A country "liberated" by the USA under the leadership of George W. Bush

Iraq was bushed.

by Bert April 26, 2003

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003

killer head

blow job done very well, way beyond the normal blow job, sometimes done by professionals

Man that stripper at the club gave me some killer head

by bert February 16, 2004

melonite

See wordGeeword

by Bert March 26, 2003

weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson

Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho

by Bert November 4, 2003