bert's definitions

blacken

what you call a white girl after she has had sex with a black man

hillary has been blacken, leroy fcuk her the other night

by bert January 5, 2005

junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising

He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"

by bert December 13, 2004

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004

jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings

Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.

by bert December 13, 2004

R1

ultra fast sportbike

gixxer killer

dude my r1 smoked that dumb ass gixxer

by Bert September 20, 2003

Audrey H.

Roomie to the hottest person IN THE WORLD!
One who keeps room constantly messy AKA. Pigsty except when brownies are in the picture
Also known as Fatass
Plays lax agianst the wall 24/7
Constantly pops knuckles
Likes to rock out to Stacy's Mom with the Best roomie ever!
Is being stalked by a certain TP boy
Good times with Daigle in the bushes

A:Brownies? Donuts? Stacy's Mom? DUSTIN, Daigle?! IN THE BUSHES!?
MY DREAM COME TRUE!

by Bert April 11, 2005

do it big

taking things to the next level. not resting on your own laurels. taking that extra step

man bert is doing it big in that heavy cheavy he not only has the 26 inch spinners he has 15 tv screens in it too.

by bert June 4, 2004