jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings

Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.

by bert December 13, 2004

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

by bert September 24, 2003

Man that pink suit is pimpish

by bert February 16, 2004

One who tries too hard; thinks he is funnier than he really is.

Boy what a Capey.

by Bert August 23, 2003

He won't come to school cause of that LBH his mom made him get.

by bert December 13, 2004

A frilly usually has stupid hair.
The god all of emo.

by bert March 29, 2004

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 05, 2012