bert's definitions

Fart Locker

this term has been brought to my attention

as meaning a hot girls ass. Example: check out the fart locker on that bitch!

by bert April 10, 2005

rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.

a dancer is just a "rent a whore"

by bert April 10, 2005

killer head

blow job done very well, way beyond the normal blow job, sometimes done by professionals

Man that stripper at the club gave me some killer head

by bert February 16, 2004

frilly

A frilly usually has stupid hair.
The god all of emo.

Frilly get your fucking hair cut!

by bert March 29, 2004

capey

One who tries too hard; thinks he is funnier than he really is.

Boy what a Capey.

by Bert August 23, 2003

shrimpy

he came... he saw... he shot his load everywhere

shrimpy.

by bert February 3, 2003

do it big

taking things to the next level. not resting on your own laurels. taking that extra step

man bert is doing it big in that heavy cheavy he not only has the 26 inch spinners he has 15 tv screens in it too.

by bert June 4, 2004