bert's definitions

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004

jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!

by bert May 15, 2003

Audrey H.

Roomie to the hottest person IN THE WORLD!
One who keeps room constantly messy AKA. Pigsty except when brownies are in the picture
Also known as Fatass
Plays lax agianst the wall 24/7
Constantly pops knuckles
Likes to rock out to Stacy's Mom with the Best roomie ever!
Is being stalked by a certain TP boy
Good times with Daigle in the bushes

A:Brownies? Donuts? Stacy's Mom? DUSTIN, Daigle?! IN THE BUSHES!?
MY DREAM COME TRUE!

by Bert April 11, 2005

pottle

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.

'That's the pottle.'

by Bert February 14, 2005

bushed

A country "liberated" by the USA under the leadership of George W. Bush

Iraq was bushed.

by Bert April 26, 2003

pimpish

something a pimp would do

Man that pink suit is pimpish

by bert February 16, 2004

frilly

A frilly usually has stupid hair.
The god all of emo.

Frilly get your fucking hair cut!

by bert March 29, 2004