bert's definitions

jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings

Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.

by bert December 13, 2004

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004

chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

by Bert November 28, 2004

weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson

Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho

by Bert November 4, 2003

Troj

He thinks skidoo is good but it is not. He thinks he is cool also, but he is not. He doesn't have a life really.

Vaginal/ Un-Cool/ Likes Males. Needs a Slap

by Bert March 7, 2005

Shumpy

One who has long hair and likes to party a lot.
Known to chase girls.
Wearer of Hawaiian shirts and shorts.

Besides being a pronoun, it can be used as an adverb or adjective.

i.e. "I got so shump-ed up last night, you should have seen me."
<sing> "Shump around, Shump around, get up get down, Shump around."

by Bert February 19, 2004

pottle

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.

'That's the pottle.'

by Bert February 14, 2005