8 definitions by berserker256

shit sandwhich

An unfavorable situation or dilema.

I knocked up my best friend's wife. What a huge shit sandwhich.

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

PB & C

Penut butter and cock.

We're all out of PB & J. How about a PB & C?!

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

stickpussy

1. A gross euphmemism for penis.

The prisoner was overheard saying: "sucking cock ain't so bad. Just think of it as "stickpussy".

by berserker256 May 16, 2003

Hot Pocket

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.

When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

jacksauce

1. Byproduct of male masturbation
2. Semen

How the fuck did I get jacksauce in my hair?!

by berserker256 May 16, 2003

shitshoot

aka: butthole, cornhole, asshole, etc.

That broad was nuts. She lifted up my seed pouch and licked at my shitshoot like a thirsty hound.

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

assholic

adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.

That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.

by berserker256 May 18, 2003