benth's definitions

KKKramer

A victim of racism but as the racist are black it's OK.

KKKramer shouldn't worry his hecklers will probably be killed by other brothers.

by benth June 26, 2008

Omaha

A tumor on Nebraska's ass that will eventually consume the state.

Omaha will soon annex Lincoln and then move on to Scotts Bluff. If you move away from Omaha , Omaha comes and gets you.

by benth October 16, 2008

Obama magic

The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.

Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.

by benth April 27, 2008

king lake dike

When the state said that king lake was in a flood plain and couldn't build any more, the residents raised and spent several million dollars building a dike. What makes it interesting is that the residents wouldn't take government money because strings were attached.

The king lake dike was over built, and seems out of place arround the lake.

by benth April 19, 2008

obama girl

A middle class young woman who has yet to learn life's hard lessons, and attaches to Obama the way she attached to boy band rock stars. A political groupie who is on an adventure before she is forced out into the real world.

What will an Obama girl do if Obama doesn't win? Her parents will make her get a real job.

by benth April 29, 2008

Projects

A prison for the innocent infested with criminals and the problems they cause.

The feds forced Omaha to tear down the north Omaha projects. The rats that lived there are now destroying someone else's neighborhood,

by benth September 30, 2008

Disney Channel

Just another cable channel that went from good to lowest common denominator.

If the cable company keeps putting on crap like the Disney Channel they will have to start paying me to subscribe.

by benth August 1, 2008