Tard Tee

Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.
That's a real tard tee shirley's got on. Yeah but with tits like that who even notices the message.
by benth May 04, 2008
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Obama magic

The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.
Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.
by benth April 27, 2008
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Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.
How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.
by benth April 26, 2008
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obama nut punch

What whitey is going to get when obama takes over.
The landlord wanted the rent, he got an obama nut punch instead.
by benth October 17, 2008
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pocket courage

A gun. From Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers calling a gang banger, " a coward who carries his courage in his pocket."
Some blakkk used his pocket courage, and killed a baby in a drive by shooting.
by benth March 29, 2008
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blactivist

A person who will go halfway across the country to protest racial injustice while in his own hood blacks are killing blacks.
I went to Louisiana to fight racism did any thing happen while I was gone? Not really 3 kids were shot and killed. Shit well nobody said that being a blactivist would be easy.
by benth April 23, 2008
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volunteer

Being forced to do something you don't want to do, on your own time, without any compensation, because some one can force you to do it. A form of forced labor,or slavery.
They want us to do work for free, that they would have to pay outside contractors to do, and they call it volunteer service. I call it screwing the help, but I'll do it because I need this job.
by benth December 20, 2009
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