benth's definitions

dominant yorkie

The meanest guy in a pack of wimps.

The dominant yorkie wanted trouble so I kicked his ass.

by benth September 11, 2009

emo

The look a guy has when he catches his dick in his zipper.

No wonder Chet looked really emo last night, he had a zipper accident.

by benth October 17, 2008

Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.

How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.

by benth April 26, 2008

Projects

A prison for the innocent infested with criminals and the problems they cause.

The feds forced Omaha to tear down the north Omaha projects. The rats that lived there are now destroying someone else's neighborhood,

by benth September 30, 2008

tardsome

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

by benth September 26, 2008

king lake dike

When the state said that king lake was in a flood plain and couldn't build any more, the residents raised and spent several million dollars building a dike. What makes it interesting is that the residents wouldn't take government money because strings were attached.

The king lake dike was over built, and seems out of place arround the lake.

by benth April 19, 2008

Tard Tee

Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.

That's a real tard tee shirley's got on. Yeah but with tits like that who even notices the message.

by benth May 4, 2008