benth's definitions

avatard

Some one who plays a hero in the gaming world but is a real loser in the real world.

Whats with that guy, he just stare and drools? He's just an burnt out avatard.

by benth January 15, 2010

Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.

How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.

by benth April 26, 2008

tardsome

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

by benth September 26, 2008

friend girl

A female you don't want to screw. She could be unappealing, not interested, her bothers would rip you dick off. Or very rarely you value this person so much you would rather keep her as a friend , then risk loosing her as a lover.

Why is Judy my friend girl? A piece of as is just a piece of ass, but a true friend is hard to find.

by benth August 1, 2008

east omaha dump

Omahas' dump literally for 20 years before EPA and landfills. The greed of the assholes who owned the dump took a hard luck neighborhood and turned it into a real shit hole. The dump gave east omaha smoke, stink, trash, and dump rats bigger than any ghetto rat. The dump made east omaha what it was and may the bastards who ran it rot in hell.

The east omaha dump made east omaha a place where only losers who couldn't live anywhere else lived.

by benth April 18, 2008

obama

a third world leader for a third world country.

when obama was elected i knew the usa was finished.

by benth February 8, 2009

Realtor

An insult that can't be ignored.

When he learned that the victim called the killer a Realtor the judge ruled justifiable homicide.

by benth July 5, 2008