benth's definitions

pocket courage

A gun. From Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers calling a gang banger, " a coward who carries his courage in his pocket."

Some blakkk used his pocket courage, and killed a baby in a drive by shooting.

by benth March 29, 2008

King Lake

A place people know nothing about, and that is the way the residents of King Lake want to keep it. A very private community.

You wouldn't know King Lake is there Just a road and a gate, and that's as far as I got. Those private cops don't play.

by benth April 5, 2008

dead ink

A word in the dictionary that no one ever uses.

Sppernarcoliptic is dead ink.

by benth April 9, 2008

cat at a dog show

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.

by benth December 25, 2009

tardsome

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

by benth September 26, 2008

Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.

How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.

by benth April 26, 2008

friend girl

A female you don't want to screw. She could be unappealing, not interested, her bothers would rip you dick off. Or very rarely you value this person so much you would rather keep her as a friend , then risk loosing her as a lover.

Why is Judy my friend girl? A piece of as is just a piece of ass, but a true friend is hard to find.

by benth August 1, 2008