benth's definitions

pocket courage

A gun. From Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers calling a gang banger, " a coward who carries his courage in his pocket."

Some blakkk used his pocket courage, and killed a baby in a drive by shooting.

by benth March 29, 2008

obama nut punch

What whitey is going to get when obama takes over.

The landlord wanted the rent, he got an obama nut punch instead.

by benth October 17, 2008

king lake dike

When the state said that king lake was in a flood plain and couldn't build any more, the residents raised and spent several million dollars building a dike. What makes it interesting is that the residents wouldn't take government money because strings were attached.

The king lake dike was over built, and seems out of place arround the lake.

by benth April 19, 2008

Tard Tee

Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.

That's a real tard tee shirley's got on. Yeah but with tits like that who even notices the message.

by benth May 4, 2008

Obama magic

The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.

Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.

by benth April 27, 2008

yorkie

Very expensive cat food.

My cat killed and ate a $1,500 yorkie, he has very expensive tastes.

by benth February 6, 2010

emo

The look a guy has when he catches his dick in his zipper.

No wonder Chet looked really emo last night, he had a zipper accident.

by benth October 17, 2008