obama girl

A middle class young woman who has yet to learn life's hard lessons, and attaches to Obama the way she attached to boy band rock stars. A political groupie who is on an adventure before she is forced out into the real world.
What will an Obama girl do if Obama doesn't win? Her parents will make her get a real job.
by benth April 29, 2008
mugGet the obama girlmug.

Tard Tee

Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.
That's a real tard tee shirley's got on. Yeah but with tits like that who even notices the message.
by benth May 04, 2008
mugGet the Tard Teemug.

Obama magic

The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.
Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.
by benth April 27, 2008
mugGet the Obama magicmug.

Omaha

A tumor on Nebraska's ass that will eventually consume the state.
Omaha will soon annex Lincoln and then move on to Scotts Bluff. If you move away from Omaha , Omaha comes and gets you.
by benth October 16, 2008
mugGet the Omahamug.

learning community

A pc term for we fucked up our schools, and want to come out and fuck up yours. It lowers the quality of the good and average schools while not improving the quality of the horrible schools.
Now that we have a learning community, the resources that went to the good schools, are now wasted on the horrible schools.
by benth January 09, 2010
mugGet the learning communitymug.

walmart

An organisation that is in a life and death struggle with China for world domination.
If walmart doesnt win this struggle it will be the end of life as we know it.
by benth May 11, 2008
mugGet the walmartmug.

king lake dike

When the state said that king lake was in a flood plain and couldn't build any more, the residents raised and spent several million dollars building a dike. What makes it interesting is that the residents wouldn't take government money because strings were attached.
The king lake dike was over built, and seems out of place arround the lake.
by benth April 19, 2008
mugGet the king lake dikemug.