benth's definitions

Omaha

A tumor on Nebraska's ass that will eventually consume the state.

Omaha will soon annex Lincoln and then move on to Scotts Bluff. If you move away from Omaha , Omaha comes and gets you.

by benth October 16, 2008

Tard Tee

Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.

That's a real tard tee shirley's got on. Yeah but with tits like that who even notices the message.

by benth May 4, 2008

king lake dike

When the state said that king lake was in a flood plain and couldn't build any more, the residents raised and spent several million dollars building a dike. What makes it interesting is that the residents wouldn't take government money because strings were attached.

The king lake dike was over built, and seems out of place arround the lake.

by benth April 19, 2008

King Lake

A place people know nothing about, and that is the way the residents of King Lake want to keep it. A very private community.

You wouldn't know King Lake is there Just a road and a gate, and that's as far as I got. Those private cops don't play.

by benth April 5, 2008

dead ink

A word in the dictionary that no one ever uses.

Sppernarcoliptic is dead ink.

by benth April 9, 2008

Obama magic

The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.

Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.

by benth April 27, 2008

urban retard

Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.

The difference between a retard and an urban retard is the retard is smarter.

by benth April 29, 2008