benth's definitions

East Omaha thug

A poor white trash version of a ghetto thug, without talent, style, or anything cool. Most East Omaha thugs were career criminals but were to lazy and stupid to make any money at it.

Is that boy a wigger? No he's an East Omaha thug and too stupid to be dangerous. Does he have anything we want? I just told you he's an East Omaha thug he ain't got shit.

by benth April 5, 2008

avatard

Some one who plays a hero in the gaming world but is a real loser in the real world.

Whats with that guy, he just stare and drools? He's just an burnt out avatard.

by benth January 15, 2010

King Lake

A very exclusive community west of Omaha,Ne. Just having money isn't enough to get to get accepted. KIng Lake is well known for its beautiful lake shore homes.

William thought he could buy his way into King Lake, it didn't happen.

by benth March 28, 2008

porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

by benth February 19, 2010

urban retard

Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.

The difference between a retard and an urban retard is the retard is smarter.

by benth April 29, 2008

cat at a dog show

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.

by benth December 25, 2009

tardsome

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

by benth September 26, 2008