benth's definitions

obama nut punch

What whitey is going to get when obama takes over.

The landlord wanted the rent, he got an obama nut punch instead.

by benth October 17, 2008

cat at a dog show

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.

by benth December 25, 2009

Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.

How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.

by benth April 26, 2008

urban retard

Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.

The difference between a retard and an urban retard is the retard is smarter.

by benth April 29, 2008

pocket courage

A gun. From Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers calling a gang banger, " a coward who carries his courage in his pocket."

Some blakkk used his pocket courage, and killed a baby in a drive by shooting.

by benth March 29, 2008

Obama magic

The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.

Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.

by benth April 27, 2008

king lake dike

When the state said that king lake was in a flood plain and couldn't build any more, the residents raised and spent several million dollars building a dike. What makes it interesting is that the residents wouldn't take government money because strings were attached.

The king lake dike was over built, and seems out of place arround the lake.

by benth April 19, 2008