benth's definitions

Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.

How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.

by benth April 26, 2008

urban retard

Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.

The difference between a retard and an urban retard is the retard is smarter.

by benth April 29, 2008

eBay power seller

A title like assistant executive management trainee , sounds impressive but doesn't mean shit. EBay power seller sounds more impressive than eBay power scam-er, or eBay power rip off.

The guy that scammed me was an eBay power seller.

by benth March 29, 2008

Disney world

Long lines, sucky rides, rides closed due to weather, unbelievable heat and humidity, rip off price's real waste of time.

Avoid Disney world save your money your sanity, and you body.

by benth July 7, 2008

Obama Mama

A white slut who gets fucked by nigga's.

Barbara Walters is an Obama Mama.

by benth May 9, 2008

cat at a dog show

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.

by benth December 25, 2009

pocket courage

A gun. From Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers calling a gang banger, " a coward who carries his courage in his pocket."

Some blakkk used his pocket courage, and killed a baby in a drive by shooting.

by benth March 29, 2008