benjohnson's definitions

Red sands

red sands is a fucken sick bodyboardin spot on the south coast of nsw, australia. it is a pretty unknown spot.... only locals, pros and hardcore bodyboarders know about it, which is a good thing because if heoasa cunts knew about it it would be fucked coz cunts would come from all over the world to surf it. Some of the barrels ive seen at red sands are so big i swear u could drive a fucken truck straight through and it could backdoor it and make it

Ben: tommo lets go red sands next week
Tommo: ok braz we'll get in sum fucken hollow bazza's

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

mazdabaz

Another name we hav given to mayoh the fucken losty cunt. he fucken cliks it wen cunts call him mazdabaz... n thats y we do it. its funny watchin mayoh in a distressed state

Tommo: oi mazdabaz
Mayoh: ......
Ben: oi MAZZZZZ
Mayoh: ............
Berkley: MAZDABAZZZZZZ
Mayoh: .........(about 2 clik it)...... FUCK U CUNTS!!!! (crying)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

slummet

slummet is another word for slut. we use it coz it sounds fucken hilarious in general conversation

Tommo: ben ur a dickhead
Ben: shut ur mouth tommo u fucken slummet pumper

by benjohnson September 10, 2005

dollop lane

the lane you go down on the way to Red Sands. you and your mates all sit on a skater and fang it down the lane and yous mosty always stack it and hurt yourslef

Ben: tommo you comin red sands next week
Tommo: yeh braz but i dun wana go down dollop lane agen im still fucked up from that shit!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

guyz

something that can be sed in place of 'man' or 'dude' or 'lad' or sumfin else used to address ur mates. You can only say guyz if there is onli ONE person wif u, thats what makes the word good. if u say it when theres like 2 or more ppl, ur eitha a gay cunt or u havent read my definition yet

Tommo: ben r you goin 2 berkleys place 2 get pissed
Ben: yeh guyz
OR
(jack spills a drink)
Jack: Help me guyz
Ben: hahahaha

by benjohnson April 28, 2005

hook in

to hook in wif a chik is to perform sexual activities with them, possibly even root em. people normally try to hook in wif chiks at parties and/or whilst pissed.

Tommo: ben try hook in wif dat hot bitch ova dere
ben: ok
(ben ventures off and then very soon after chattin up the chik he goes into the bedroom wif her. 10 minutes later he comes out looking satisfied wif himself. ben has just hooked in!)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

hello irene

can be used in place of "sick" or "eshays" or anything else that is used to say something is good and your surprised by how good it is.

Tommo: ben look at dat piece its sick
Ben: Hello Irene!
OR
(tommo gets in an epic barrel out island)
Ben: HELLO IRENE!!!!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005