benjohnson's definitions

slummet

slummet is another word for slut. we use it coz it sounds fucken hilarious in general conversation

Tommo: ben ur a dickhead
Ben: shut ur mouth tommo u fucken slummet pumper

by benjohnson September 10, 2005

guyz

something that can be sed in place of 'man' or 'dude' or 'lad' or sumfin else used to address ur mates. You can only say guyz if there is onli ONE person wif u, thats what makes the word good. if u say it when theres like 2 or more ppl, ur eitha a gay cunt or u havent read my definition yet

Tommo: ben r you goin 2 berkleys place 2 get pissed
Ben: yeh guyz
OR
(jack spills a drink)
Jack: Help me guyz
Ben: hahahaha

by benjohnson April 28, 2005

jabbas pad

jabbas 2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root.

Ben: fuck man i was tryin 2 root this chik for like 2 years n she wouldnt do it until....
tommo: u took her to jabbas pad?
Ben: fuk oath guyz n then she was easy as shit

by benjohnson April 28, 2005

mazdabaz

Another name we hav given to mayoh the fucken losty cunt. he fucken cliks it wen cunts call him mazdabaz... n thats y we do it. its funny watchin mayoh in a distressed state

Tommo: oi mazdabaz
Mayoh: ......
Ben: oi MAZZZZZ
Mayoh: ............
Berkley: MAZDABAZZZZZZ
Mayoh: .........(about 2 clik it)...... FUCK U CUNTS!!!! (crying)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

burner

someone who is really good at graf. when people say that a piece is burner, they arent using the term correctly as burner refers to the person who did that piece. EG. it wouldnt be "that piece is a burner" it would be "that piece burns" or "whoever did that piece is a burner". almost every single person who sez the word burner uses it incorrectly and it juz sounds like they are fucken retarded n shit

Tommo: u no that miser fellow?
Ben: yeh that cunts a burner

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

the unknown chargers

the unknown chargers are a group of bodyboarders who live in sydney australia. they made a self titled video obviously called "the unknown chargers". they are called the unknown chargers coz they are sick bodyboarders but they arnt famous. someone who is given the title "unknown charger" whilst you and your mates are out in the water, it means he is a sick bodyboarder chargin all the gnarly waves n shit but fucken no one knows who he is and yous wonder y coz hes so good

Tommo: ben did you cunts make a dvd?
Ben: yeh lad we called it the unknown chargers
OR
(you and ur mates out on an epic day of surf)
Tommo: whos that cunt hes fucken sick
Ben: hes a fucken unknown charger!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

hello irene

can be used in place of "sick" or "eshays" or anything else that is used to say something is good and your surprised by how good it is.

Tommo: ben look at dat piece its sick
Ben: Hello Irene!
OR
(tommo gets in an epic barrel out island)
Ben: HELLO IRENE!!!!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005