benjohnson's definitions

jabbas pad

jabbas 2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root.

Ben: fuck man i was tryin 2 root this chik for like 2 years n she wouldnt do it until....
tommo: u took her to jabbas pad?
Ben: fuk oath guyz n then she was easy as shit

by benjohnson April 28, 2005

fat pizza

fat pizza is the funniest fucken show goin out. it is filmed in bankstown which is in sydney australia. The show is made by lebos but they arnt gay cunt lebs like most of em there sick fucken cunts.

Tommo: oi ben braz u watchin pizza 2nite
Ben: i neva miss dat show adlay

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

bazza

bazza is another name for barrel. it is when a waves breaks and forms a hollow barrel shaped pipe that people try get in whilst in the surf. i THINK the word was made by mayoh, because only he can think up stupid words like that.... and the funny thing is that when he makes up words they always become fucken popular even though they are the stupidest shit goin out

Tommo: ben i juz got in an epic 30 foot bazza out island
Ben: woteva braz

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

dyw

define your world. if you typed this in you must be fucken bored or juz a stupid cunt

Tommo: braz im guna go dyw
Ben: sik

by benjohnson May 1, 2005

nautica

brand of clothing that make sick shirts that lads and graffas wear.

Tommo: ben that nautica shirt is sik
Ben: i no braz

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

Red sands

red sands is a fucken sick bodyboardin spot on the south coast of nsw, australia. it is a pretty unknown spot.... only locals, pros and hardcore bodyboarders know about it, which is a good thing because if heoasa cunts knew about it it would be fucked coz cunts would come from all over the world to surf it. Some of the barrels ive seen at red sands are so big i swear u could drive a fucken truck straight through and it could backdoor it and make it

Ben: tommo lets go red sands next week
Tommo: ok braz we'll get in sum fucken hollow bazza's

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

hook in

to hook in wif a chik is to perform sexual activities with them, possibly even root em. people normally try to hook in wif chiks at parties and/or whilst pissed.

Tommo: ben try hook in wif dat hot bitch ova dere
ben: ok
(ben ventures off and then very soon after chattin up the chik he goes into the bedroom wif her. 10 minutes later he comes out looking satisfied wif himself. ben has just hooked in!)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005