benjaminblanco's definitions

Bovino noir

it's when you cook lamb and cow blood and then chill it. And then put it through a fermentation process and store it in oak casks for 48 months. A rich almond & chestnut first wave, then distinct ribbons of Scottish clover lilly, and a saffron tonsil kicker, with accents of cinnamon, nutmeg, corn syrup, and mint. alcohol percentage is yet to be determined, but it is said to have similar effects as pinot noir, except its made from bovines, not grapes.

yo bovino noir gets you drunk af and it kinda reminds me of a steak and cheese

by benjaminblanco October 4, 2021

groover

a drug that makes you groove.
Usually referring to benzos such as zannies, kpins, valium, etc or opiates such as oxies, roxies, perks etc. Could also mean trippin' acid or shrooms, or molly, ecstasy etc.

jonny: whats up, wanna take some groovers? i've got some oxies and some molly
joey: oh yeah. we're gonna be fuckin groovin all night!

by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021

Mumble Rap

Originally called "boy bands" back in the 1990s and early 2000s, mumble rap is a style of music mostly used by weird old dudes and douchey young dudes to masturbate to.

Examples of mumble rap derivatives are: the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees

Boy 1: Hey do you still listen to Backstreet Boys and N'Sync while you masturbate?

Boy 2: Yes, but I mostly masturbate to mumble rap now.

by benjaminblanco April 22, 2021

kidbuddykid

1. When you're in a hurry and excited and your next move is the best move

2. Can also mean to calm down, when your friend needs to calm the f down for a minute

Dude 1: kidbuddykid let's go! Let's go! Kidbuddykid hurry up, kidbuddykid!

Dude 2: kidbuddykid! Chill! Kid! Buddy! Kid! Seriously calm the fuck down

by benjaminblanco April 15, 2021

north & south

Your mouth. Also known as your suck hole.

Person 1: I said -

Person 2: hey! Your north & south, close it! Shut your suck hole!

by benjaminblanco May 5, 2021

White boy weird

When something is done quite well but you just can't leave it alone, and you keep fuckin with it until you fuck it up.

See also, 'white guy weird'

"Ya know, Ben, you made a great rap song, but then you had to keep fuckin' white boy weird with it, and now it's fucked up."

by benjaminblanco July 3, 2021

A Sylvester

While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while finger fucking her ass until she squirts on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the Looney Tunes theme song.

Friend 1: So how's things going with you & your lady?

Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?

by benjaminblanco April 4, 2022