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When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.
This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.
This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.
Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"
Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."
Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."
by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021
Get the Herbdick mug.When someone takes a load in the mouth and immediately starts shrieking & smashing everything in sight
bro 1: why is your house all fucked up?
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla
by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021
Get the cumzilla mug.While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while finger fucking her ass until she squirts on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the Looney Tunes theme song.
Friend 1: So how's things going with you & your lady?
Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?
Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?
by benjaminblanco April 4, 2022
Get the A Sylvester mug.it's when you cook lamb and cow blood and then chill it. And then put it through a fermentation process and store it in oak casks for 48 months. A rich almond & chestnut first wave, then distinct ribbons of Scottish clover lilly, and a saffron tonsil kicker, with accents of cinnamon, nutmeg, corn syrup, and mint. alcohol percentage is yet to be determined, but it is said to have similar effects as pinot noir, except its made from bovines, not grapes.
by benjaminblanco October 4, 2021
Get the Bovino noir mug.Guy 1: hey why's our leprechaun freaking out?
Guy: oh, I said I was going to give him a 4 leafed clover, and instead I dumped a bag of 3 leafed clovers on him and he got cloverwhelmed. He'll be fine in a few minutes.
Guy: oh, I said I was going to give him a 4 leafed clover, and instead I dumped a bag of 3 leafed clovers on him and he got cloverwhelmed. He'll be fine in a few minutes.
by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021
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Usually referring to benzos such as zannies, kpins, valium, etc or opiates such as oxies, roxies, perks etc. Could also mean trippin' acid or shrooms, or molly, ecstasy etc.
Usually referring to benzos such as zannies, kpins, valium, etc or opiates such as oxies, roxies, perks etc. Could also mean trippin' acid or shrooms, or molly, ecstasy etc.
jonny: whats up, wanna take some groovers? i've got some oxies and some molly
joey: oh yeah. we're gonna be fuckin groovin all night!
joey: oh yeah. we're gonna be fuckin groovin all night!
by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021
Get the groover mug.Originally called "boy bands" back in the 1990s and early 2000s, mumble rap is a style of music mostly used by weird old dudes and douchey young dudes to masturbate to.
Examples of mumble rap derivatives are: the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees
Examples of mumble rap derivatives are: the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees
Boy 1: Hey do you still listen to Backstreet Boys and N'Sync while you masturbate?
Boy 2: Yes, but I mostly masturbate to mumble rap now.
Boy 2: Yes, but I mostly masturbate to mumble rap now.
by benjaminblanco April 22, 2021
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