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Cloverwhelmed

Guy 1: hey why's our leprechaun freaking out?

Guy: oh, I said I was going to give him a 4 leafed clover, and instead I dumped a bag of 3 leafed clovers on him and he got cloverwhelmed. He'll be fine in a few minutes.
by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021
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Herbdick

When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.

This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.
Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"

Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."
by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021
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north & south

Person 1: I said -

Person 2: hey! Your north & south, close it! Shut your suck hole!
by benjaminblanco May 5, 2021
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Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.
Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021
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Cloverwhelmed

When you start thinking about the Cloverfield movies and you get an anxiety attack.
Girl: what's wrong? Why are you sweating?

Guy: sorry babe... I just got cloverwhelmed.

Girl: oh babe... It's just a movie. Here let me run your back.
by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021
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White guy weird

When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you
"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."

Not to be confused with white boy weird
by benjaminblanco July 3, 2021
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Bovino noir

it's when you cook lamb and cow blood and then chill it. And then put it through a fermentation process and store it in oak casks for 48 months. A rich almond & chestnut first wave, then distinct ribbons of Scottish clover lilly, and a saffron tonsil kicker, with accents of cinnamon, nutmeg, corn syrup, and mint. alcohol percentage is yet to be determined, but it is said to have similar effects as pinot noir, except its made from bovines, not grapes.
yo bovino noir gets you drunk af and it kinda reminds me of a steak and cheese
by benjaminblanco October 4, 2021
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