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Guy 1: hey why's our leprechaun freaking out?
Guy: oh, I said I was going to give him a 4 leafed clover, and instead I dumped a bag of 3 leafed clovers on him and he got cloverwhelmed. He'll be fine in a few minutes.
Guy: oh, I said I was going to give him a 4 leafed clover, and instead I dumped a bag of 3 leafed clovers on him and he got cloverwhelmed. He'll be fine in a few minutes.
by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021
Get the Cloverwhelmed mug.When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.
This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.
This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.
Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"
Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."
Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."
by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021
Get the Herbdick mug.it's when you cook lamb and cow blood and then chill it. And then put it through a fermentation process and store it in oak casks for 48 months. A rich almond & chestnut first wave, then distinct ribbons of Scottish clover lilly, and a saffron tonsil kicker, with accents of cinnamon, nutmeg, corn syrup, and mint. alcohol percentage is yet to be determined, but it is said to have similar effects as pinot noir, except its made from bovines, not grapes.
by benjaminblanco October 4, 2021
Get the Bovino noir mug.While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while finger fucking her ass until she squirts on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the Looney Tunes theme song.
Friend 1: So how's things going with you & your lady?
Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?
Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?
by benjaminblanco April 4, 2022
Get the A Sylvester mug.A phrase that describes greatness, such as: a successful venture, a fantastic first date, scoring well on an important exam, an incredible journey, a fantastic night on the town, winning a game, feeling rested and rearing to embrace a new day, or just anything that's really really dope and satisfying, like traveling an hour and a half to a famous food stand that only accepts cash just to take a bite of their juicy delicious lovely burgers.
Diamond thief 1: Hey the security systems down, so we are lovely burgers. Do you have the millions of dollars worth of diamonds in your possession?
Diamond thief 2: Lovely burgers. Rendezvous at the helipad and let's get the f out of here.
Diamond thief 1: Roger. Lovely burgers. Out.
Diamond thief 2: Lovely burgers. Rendezvous at the helipad and let's get the f out of here.
Diamond thief 1: Roger. Lovely burgers. Out.
by benjaminblanco April 13, 2021
Get the lovely burgers mug.When something is done quite well but you just can't leave it alone, and you keep fuckin with it until you fuck it up.
See also, 'white guy weird'
See also, 'white guy weird'
"Ya know, Ben, you made a great rap song, but then you had to keep fuckin' white boy weird with it, and now it's fucked up."
by benjaminblanco July 3, 2021
Get the White boy weird mug.I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021
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