benjaminblanco's definitions
When something is done quite well but you just can't leave it alone, and you keep fuckin with it until you fuck it up.
See also, 'white guy weird'
See also, 'white guy weird'
"Ya know, Ben, you made a great rap song, but then you had to keep fuckin' white boy weird with it, and now it's fucked up."
by benjaminblanco July 3, 2021
Get the White boy weirdmug. A phrase that describes greatness, such as: a successful venture, a fantastic first date, scoring well on an important exam, an incredible journey, a fantastic night on the town, winning a game, feeling rested and rearing to embrace a new day, or just anything that's really really dope and satisfying, like traveling an hour and a half to a famous food stand that only accepts cash just to take a bite of their juicy delicious lovely burgers.
Diamond thief 1: Hey the security systems down, so we are lovely burgers. Do you have the millions of dollars worth of diamonds in your possession?
Diamond thief 2: Lovely burgers. Rendezvous at the helipad and let's get the f out of here.
Diamond thief 1: Roger. Lovely burgers. Out.
Diamond thief 2: Lovely burgers. Rendezvous at the helipad and let's get the f out of here.
Diamond thief 1: Roger. Lovely burgers. Out.
by benjaminblanco April 13, 2021
Get the lovely burgersmug. I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021
Get the half of two fucksmug. When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.
This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.
This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.
Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"
Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."
Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."
by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021
Get the Herbdickmug. When someone takes a load in the mouth and immediately starts shrieking & smashing everything in sight
bro 1: why is your house all fucked up?
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla
by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021
Get the cumzillamug. by benjaminblanco May 5, 2021
Get the north & southmug. a drug that makes you groove.
Usually referring to benzos such as zannies, kpins, valium, etc or opiates such as oxies, roxies, perks etc. Could also mean trippin' acid or shrooms, or molly, ecstasy etc.
Usually referring to benzos such as zannies, kpins, valium, etc or opiates such as oxies, roxies, perks etc. Could also mean trippin' acid or shrooms, or molly, ecstasy etc.
jonny: whats up, wanna take some groovers? i've got some oxies and some molly
joey: oh yeah. we're gonna be fuckin groovin all night!
joey: oh yeah. we're gonna be fuckin groovin all night!
by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021
Get the groovermug.