ben-wah!'s definitions

Dirtbag

1. A filthy bastard! To smell like ass!
2. A pervert! A porn king!

1. Gene is a dirtbag!
2. Bill is a dirtbag!

by ben-wah! April 4, 2003

dead fish

a limp wristed hand shake from a border-line pirate!...to get felt up like a little turtle when greeting someone!

My manager gave me "dead fish" when I came to work today!

by ben-wah! April 25, 2003

union

the only chance that you have at work! to get a fair shake! the only true friend that you can trust at the work place!

Because my work place doesn't have a union, I take it in the ass!

by ben-wah! April 3, 2003

nice and flaky

the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!

vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!

by ben-wah! April 3, 2003

one hung low

The definition of my last name in the Chinese language.

Did you know that the sorry bastard that has been on night crew for years has a last name that means One Hung Low in a sushi language?

by ben-wah! June 10, 2003