ben's definitions
by ben November 18, 2003
Get the soylent greenmug.
Get the Lominutybihfalobomug. An expression used to indicate that another's statement or action is disgusting or shockingly crude. Can be used with fairly minor statements, but should not be overused. This expresses a lesser degree of shock or disgust that a red card.
by Ben December 28, 2004
Get the yellow cardmug. Personality disorder now dismissed by psychiatrists but a popular term with people who have to label other people. Being verbally helpful but unhelpful in action.
Brian said that he would happily wash my windows, but instead he just spit on them and wiped it with his sleeve, a week late.
by Ben September 3, 2004
Get the passive aggressivemug. by Ben October 17, 2006
Get the throwin D'smug. The paranoia beast is a many-headed, many-horned, invisible beast that descends upon a group of stoners as they slide into mashedness and causes them all to suspect each other of pretty much anything. Repeated exposure to the paranoia beast causes long-term psychosis, and can lead to complete insanity, during which the victim is unable to trust anyone or anything, and is permanently haunted by the beast night and day, when every creak, every knock, every minute sound is the beast's footsteps.
Stoner 1: Is Kenny okay? He's got that strange look in his eyes....
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)
by Ben November 29, 2005
Get the Paranoia Beastmug. "Bagsy carrying her bag for her."
"Well what am I going to do?"
"Pull her mate - the fat one."
"Bagsy not"!
"Well what am I going to do?"
"Pull her mate - the fat one."
"Bagsy not"!
by Ben February 29, 2004
Get the Bagsymug.