ben's definitions

LOST

The best fricken show that has ever aired on television.........if u haven't watched it u better start....IT THE BEST SHOW!!!!

LOST is the best show on t.v.!

by Ben April 26, 2005

Flannie Connoisseur

Euphemism for an Australian bogan, most of which wear flannies, drink jim beam and watch the V8's.

Ruski may be a flannie connoisseur, but I still think he's cute.

by Ben June 8, 2010

yayness

A word that my best friend Katie says. :) Yayness for katie!

Adapted from a conversation with the ever pretty Katie ;)
IfTimeStodStil: yayness!

by Ben January 4, 2005

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

by Ben November 23, 2003

daft

Stupid person

your a daft bugger aren't you shit face

by Ben October 8, 2003

Fiesta

Spanish word for "party"

I'm thinking of holding a little fiesta in celebration of..."

by Ben November 20, 2003

fngh

This is the snorting sound that nerds make when they push up their glasses.

Drew: Hi Friends! Pokemon meeting at the treehouse. You better be there at 5 PM sharp (like the tip of a space alien hovascope!) FNGH
Chris Jackson (A.K.A. High School Football star quarterback, 10 girlfriends in 5 years): Shut the hell up, NERD!
Drew: Back off before I report you to administration for insubordination and failure to comply to school guidelines set out in the policy handbook!

by Ben October 23, 2004