ben's definitions

boomser

a 3 time cpl champion

scott is 3 time cpl champion

by ben December 29, 2004

Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

Fadgeface

Sum1 who has a fadge-like face

1.My brother tom has a fadge face
2.look at my fadge face

by Ben April 13, 2005

cocklet

also referred to as "cocklit" this is a noun used to describe someone who acts like the male penis.

that kid who keeps stealing my food is such a cocklet i need that food.

by Ben January 14, 2003

and stuff

When you run out of "intellegent" things to say, you add this to a sentence.

"Maybe we could take my Dad's car to the lake this weekend, and make out, and stuff."

by Ben December 11, 2003

povo

Police vehicle- stems from the term popo.

Damn, slow down, there's a povo behind us.

by Ben January 8, 2004

Nigglette

A young black child or infant.

Damn. James and Lequisha just had two more nigglettes.

by Ben September 27, 2004