ben's definitions

burner

slang term used for a device that writes and re-writes data onto a compact disk.

"you can get all the music you want if you have a computer and a burner."

by Ben April 3, 2005

drandin

a perverted person that allways wants to have "fun". in other words sex maniac.

Grandon:That drandin guy is just.....
Sheniqua:ohhh i get it... i'll stay away from him!

by Ben October 28, 2004

sont

sexy oriental naked trio, aka a hot threesome

OMG we had such a great sont last night!

by Ben May 13, 2005

Nigglette

A young black child or infant.

Damn. James and Lequisha just had two more nigglettes.

by Ben September 27, 2004

Burnley

Burnley- the true art of football and one of mainfounders, if it wern't for this team/town there would be no such thing as football. so thank you Burnley for bringing us this superb game.

Blackburn's subs are worth more than Burnleys full team and still they cant maintain a comfortable position in the premiership their fore are completely utter bollocks

by Ben April 20, 2005

Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

Bristowfied

An obsession with or about any member of the Bristow or Derevko family

After that night, I was bristowfied.

by Ben May 27, 2004