Skip to main content

ben's definitions

NYU

A school providing its students with some of the most amazing opportunities in one of the world's greatests citys. Critics would be quick to examine themselves first before decrying the university for its shortcomings.
Hey look at me, I went to NYU and employment wasn't handed to me on a silver platter after I graduated, it must be the school's fault.

Hey look, I worked hard for four years in the media capital of the world, now I'm on an awesome career track. Yay for me.
by ben October 25, 2004
mugGet the NYU mug.

Ass pirate

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.
RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.
by Ben June 5, 2004
mugGet the Ass pirate mug.

oh oh spaghetti ohs

Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality may discover that something is not quite how it should be. Upon discovery it is the decent thing to exclaim oh oh spaghetti ohs to alert your colleagues to the fact there is a problem. This is not to help solve the problem but to help point who is the biggest numpty. If these oh oh spaghetti ohs are not spotted the product will be sent out not completely ready.
"oh oh spaghetti oh!, youv'e c@*ked it up!"
by Ben September 19, 2003
mugGet the oh oh spaghetti ohs mug.

assaad

Totally awesome french person who loves to ride ponies on a warm summer day (may or may not have flowers in his hair).
That Assaad sure does love to ride ponies.
by Ben April 8, 2003
mugGet the assaad mug.

heff

by ben March 13, 2004
mugGet the heff mug.

Cunted

To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...
Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.
by Ben November 18, 2004
mugGet the Cunted mug.

wuttup

the teen way of saying whats up?? words like these explain why the american kids are so freaking stupid
ben:wuttup
sammie:ben can you not just say "whats up" for once in your freaking life!!
by ben January 30, 2005
mugGet the wuttup mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email