bemorechadlike's definitions

Cathy Newmaning

When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.

Alex: Apples are different than oranges

Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....

Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me

by bemorechadlike June 28, 2020

rump riled

Another term for butthurt.

Neil got so rump riled when the cafeteria had no vegan food lol.

by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

thundercuck

One who is astoundingly and grievously cucked, to the nth degree. Often used to refer to someone who is spineless, beta, butthurt, or easily triggered.

Quit whining about trolls and stop being such a thundercuck.

by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

derriere disgruntled

The fancy way of saying butthurt.

Gina got all derriere disgruntled because Matt didn't ask her to the dance.

by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

Operation Thundercuck

Nickname for the poorly executed US retreat from Afghanistan, which cucked over our civilian allies and helpers in the region.

The US withdrawal from Afghanistan shall henceforth be known as “Operation Thundercuck.”

by bemorechadlike August 17, 2021

phi male

1. The opposite of an alpha male (an "A" male); a male who earns a grade of "F" (or "phi" in Greek) on the manliness scale.

2. A woman; a female.

The ancient Greeks rated a man's worth very similar to grades in school. The most noble and respected men were grade-A - "alpha males" - and the remaining levels of mankind were grade-B or "betas", grade-C or "chis", grade-D or "deltas", and the lowest grade was "phi"--an F. Naturally, in that era, women were ranked all the way at the bottom, with the very lowest of the low. And to this day, women are still referred to as "phi males" :D

by bemorechadlike September 1, 2021

executive time

A usefully pretentious euphemism referring to any nonspecific dicking around, or a period of downtime enjoyably wasted. Named after President Donald Trump's penchant for same.

Dawdling by the water cooler, making chit-chat, avoiding work? *checks watch* How about that, it's Executive Time.

Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.

Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?

by bemorechadlike February 10, 2019