beattie's definitions

So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin

by beattie April 11, 2005

Ninjacide

When all ninjas are completely wiped off the face of the earth.

No. They did it. The pirates commited Ninjacide. Dear god.

by beattie April 11, 2005

42

Like in the movie Pi, i'm going to be seeing this number everywhere because i've read that awesome, awesome book.(Hitchhikers...yadayadayada) Just like in Pi where that one guy keeps finding new meanings for that one long number....uhh anyways...42 will probably end up being how old i'll be when i die or something.

The answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything..........is 42.

by beattie April 14, 2005

gemoth

A mix between an emo person and a gothic person. These people tend to want your pity and possibly cut themselves with razor blades when they are alone.

That gemoth needs to stop being so dramatic and dark.

by beattie April 11, 2005

rectum?

Damn near killed him.

I'm done now. I can go on with my life now that i have defined that.

by beattie April 16, 2005

earth mark two

After Earth was destroyed by Vogons, the people who made it in the first place(because they were looking for the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)(not the answer) (the question) rebuilt it and named it Earth Mark Two. Well, they STARTED to rebuild it, then they didn't need it anymore....

Earth Mark Two Rocks My Socks.

by beattie April 14, 2005

I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

by beattie April 11, 2005