beattie's definitions

gemoth

A mix between an emo person and a gothic person. These people tend to want your pity and possibly cut themselves with razor blades when they are alone.

That gemoth needs to stop being so dramatic and dark.

by beattie April 11, 2005

42

Like in the movie Pi, i'm going to be seeing this number everywhere because i've read that awesome, awesome book.(Hitchhikers...yadayadayada) Just like in Pi where that one guy keeps finding new meanings for that one long number....uhh anyways...42 will probably end up being how old i'll be when i die or something.

The answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything..........is 42.

by beattie April 14, 2005

Ninjacide

When all ninjas are completely wiped off the face of the earth.

No. They did it. The pirates commited Ninjacide. Dear god.

by beattie April 11, 2005

asparshit

That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.

Man, i got a bad case of asparshit, why did I drink that shitty shitty diet soda?

by beattie April 12, 2005

Ninja Island

An island completely hidden from anyone but ninjas. It is said that it is somewhat off the coast of Japan. Ninja City and Ninja Town (the most famous hidden ninja places), are there.

Ninja Island holds over a million ninjas.

by beattie April 11, 2005

ipod'd

When a person buys an ipod, they have been ipod'd. They have joined the ipod craze.

Yo did ya hear 'bout mike? He got all ipod'd last week.

by beattie April 13, 2005

I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

by beattie April 11, 2005