beattie's definitions

chicken herpes

Chicken Pocks.
On south park, that is what the kids called it.

Oh no! i have chicken herpes on my face!

by beattie April 11, 2005

So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin

by beattie April 11, 2005

I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

by beattie April 11, 2005

gemoth

A mix between an emo person and a gothic person. These people tend to want your pity and possibly cut themselves with razor blades when they are alone.

That gemoth needs to stop being so dramatic and dark.

by beattie April 11, 2005

Ninjacide

When all ninjas are completely wiped off the face of the earth.

No. They did it. The pirates commited Ninjacide. Dear god.

by beattie April 11, 2005

The Great Ninja Pirate War

A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.

The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!

by beattie April 11, 2005

Piracide

The extermination of pirates. This will happen on the last year of The Great Ninja Pirate War in 2067.

Piracide is nothing to joke about.

by beattie April 11, 2005