29 definitions by beattie
by beattie April 16, 2005
Someone who is obsessed with Bam Margera.
I would just like to point out that cKy rocks and you don't have to like Bam to like cKy. Bam is just the brother of the drummer. That's it. I hate Bamtards because they try and dress like him and talk like him and they think he has the coolest most random show ever, but it's a scripted show. I pretty much hate Bam Margera because he is ruining the name of cKy.
I would just like to point out that cKy rocks and you don't have to like Bam to like cKy. Bam is just the brother of the drummer. That's it. I hate Bamtards because they try and dress like him and talk like him and they think he has the coolest most random show ever, but it's a scripted show. I pretty much hate Bam Margera because he is ruining the name of cKy.
by beattie April 15, 2005
A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.
by beattie April 12, 2005
by beattie April 12, 2005
That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.
by beattie April 12, 2005
A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)
by beattie April 12, 2005