The closest thing to Texas you are going to get in California.
It now has a HUGE Texas Steakhouse with a HUGE Texas flag flying at the Valley Plaza Mall. I guess the motto," Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS." is more of the truth than California actually means "Golden."
In the older neighborhoods of Bakersfield, it still practices Residential Segregation, maybe because out of Southern, not Californian, tradition (more commonly found in the Deep South.)
Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it's a secret to everybody!)
As well as the East Side, West Side (Downtown Area) , South Side/ Greenfield, and Cottonwood area has been immortalized FOREVER as one of the most vicious sundown towns EVER in California's recorded history
(SUNDOWN TOWN means everybody is housed together according to their race, just like a prison town.)
It now has a HUGE Texas Steakhouse with a HUGE Texas flag flying at the Valley Plaza Mall. I guess the motto," Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS." is more of the truth than California actually means "Golden."
In the older neighborhoods of Bakersfield, it still practices Residential Segregation, maybe because out of Southern, not Californian, tradition (more commonly found in the Deep South.)
Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it's a secret to everybody!)
As well as the East Side, West Side (Downtown Area) , South Side/ Greenfield, and Cottonwood area has been immortalized FOREVER as one of the most vicious sundown towns EVER in California's recorded history
(SUNDOWN TOWN means everybody is housed together according to their race, just like a prison town.)
Did you try out their food at Texas Steakhouse in Bakersfield, CA?
I've yet to see Los Angeles fly a HUGE Texas flag anywhere.
So Los Angeles if you want a steakhouse with a HUGE Texas Flag, its already there, just go to Bakersfield, CA.
I've yet to see Los Angeles fly a HUGE Texas flag anywhere.
So Los Angeles if you want a steakhouse with a HUGE Texas Flag, its already there, just go to Bakersfield, CA.
by bbobcali661 May 06, 2023
Get the Bakersfield, CAmug. Quickly achieving desired results consistently. Most of it is skill, some of it is speed, with a hint of power.
Bad luck is still considered a type of good luck because that person is lucky to witness an attempt of diversion or interception.
Bad luck is still considered a type of good luck because that person is lucky to witness an attempt of diversion or interception.
by bbobcali661 July 03, 2023
Get the Luckymug. Mexican Olympics-
If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.
The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.
Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.
Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.
Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.
To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.
By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.
If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.
Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.
The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.
Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.
Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.
Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.
To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.
By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.
If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.
Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
Person 1-"You pulled off the Mexican Olympics!"
Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."
Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."
Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."
Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."
Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."
Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."
Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
by bbobcali661 June 06, 2023
Get the Mexican Olympicsmug. Window Warrior-
Someone that show signs of extreme paranoia.
Could be complications from having a paranoid personality, drug induced paranoia, paranoid schizophrenia, or can actually be the truth; an aftermath of paranoia may present itself for victims and survivors.
The term window warrior was from people with paranoia standing watch oftenly looking through a window. Can turn aggressive for any perceived threats.
The objection does differ from criminals, victims and survivors, to a persecuted minority watching windows looking for any signs of an opposition, predators, to even signs of oppression.
Someone that show signs of extreme paranoia.
Could be complications from having a paranoid personality, drug induced paranoia, paranoid schizophrenia, or can actually be the truth; an aftermath of paranoia may present itself for victims and survivors.
The term window warrior was from people with paranoia standing watch oftenly looking through a window. Can turn aggressive for any perceived threats.
The objection does differ from criminals, victims and survivors, to a persecuted minority watching windows looking for any signs of an opposition, predators, to even signs of oppression.
Becky- "That guy has been in his front yard all day." (while peeping outside through the blinds.)
Terry- "Omg you are such a window warrior."
Terry- "Omg you are such a window warrior."
by bbobcali661 June 06, 2023
Get the Window Warriormug. Originally a large starter home for someone from the middle class entering into the upperclass status and has arches at the front patio/entry that resembles McDonald's arches.
by bbobcali661 May 06, 2023
Get the McMansionmug. Telling on, tattletale, or reporting something or someone in itself is not considered snitching.
It has to have a sense of betrayal to it in order to be considered snitching.
In other words.
Agreeing not to tell on, tattletale, or report something or someone but do it anyways.
For example.
A Person, who is your friend, asks you to not tell anybody, especially his wife, that he went to a strip club.
Then you tell that person that you will not say anything about it anybody, including his wife.
Then you turn around and tell his wife about it anyways.
That's considered snitching.
It has to have a sense of betrayal to it in order to be considered snitching.
In other words.
Agreeing not to tell on, tattletale, or report something or someone but do it anyways.
For example.
A Person, who is your friend, asks you to not tell anybody, especially his wife, that he went to a strip club.
Then you tell that person that you will not say anything about it anybody, including his wife.
Then you turn around and tell his wife about it anyways.
That's considered snitching.
Person 1: ??? snitched on me for having a 1933 "Double Eagle" $20 gold coin.
Person 2: Did you tell ??? about it, did you show it to ???
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: ??? Is a snitch.
Person 2: Did you tell ??? about it, did you show it to ???
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: ??? Is a snitch.
by bbobcali661 July 14, 2023
Get the Snitchmug. Al-Haitham, CA -
A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.
Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.
Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.
Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.
Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.
Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.
Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.
If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.
Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.
Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.
Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.
Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.
Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.
Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.
If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
Al-Haitham,CA-
Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."
Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?
Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."
Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."
Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?
Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."
Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
by bbobcali661 June 06, 2023
Get the Al-Haitham, CAmug.