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Kung-Jew

Kung-Jew is the ancient Hebrew art of negotiation, thrift and litigation. Since the recession, the art of Kung-Jew has enjoyed a resurgence of popularity even outside the Jewish community.
Con Edison tried to over bill us outrageously for utilities last month, but my roommate Herschel busted out his Kung-Jew skills and quickly had them send us an amended bill which reflected the correct meter reading. One day he has to teach me how he does that!

My landlord tried to hold onto my deposit unfairly, though I vacated the apartmentl on time and left it in good condition, but he backed down when I told him that I had studied Kung-Jew.
by barry b November 13, 2012
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had words

1. v. (past tense) To have played a bitterly divisive game of Words With Friends with someone, therefore becoming mortal enemies.
I used to be good friends with Bobby, but then we had words. Now whenever we see meet, we just let out insane karate kaias, and pummel each other with a tornado of kicks and punches.
by barry b March 21, 2013
mugGet the had wordsmug.

baldwinize

1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.

2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.

Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)

"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
by barry b November 1, 2021
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bitch tits

massive man breasts which may require the use of a bra.
A:"Yo...who's that fat shit over there..with the huge bitch tits?"
B:"Man..thats TJ bro"
by Barry B July 2, 2004
mugGet the bitch titsmug.

Ummmmm

Ummmmm is a faggoty leftist interjection expressing sarcasm, objection, or doubt. Generally paired with sweaty sic, and some form of homosexual sexual harassment, conducted with total confidence and impunity.
"Ummmmm right sweaty, why would Democrats need to steal an election after 10 months of burning down cities and making friends with everybody? I bet you have a tiny cock, little incel. I bet you love sucking cocks." Said the faggoty leftist, right in front of the HR director.
by barry b March 11, 2021
mugGet the Ummmmmmug.

Double Bluff

A double bluff is a type of bluff where you lure your opponent into thinking that you are bluffing, and commit to a position based on the perception that you're bluffing, when you in fact hold all of the cards. It's a very dad humor type of prank humor. E.g. filling a jar with spiders, placing it next to the cookies, and labeling it SPIDERS DO NOT OPEN.
Don't open that jar it's FULL OF SPIDERS!

"Ahhhhh! I thought you were kidding!"

"Ahahaha yes, it was a double bluff I got you!"
by barry b July 30, 2016
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Commander Autopilot

An extremely sweet kid from Bergen County, NJ who goes to daycare (see defenition). Can be identified by the his sweet part and high voice. Obsessed with Scott Stevens and NJ Devils. Works his ass off in sped classes but still fails and has a combined SAT score of 600.
There goes Commander Autopilot...Wow, how fuckin sweet is he?
by Barry B July 2, 2004
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