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1 definition by
barnyardhowl
Heard Turd
The
turd
you find in your bed
occasionally
, especially after an
argument
.
I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in
my bed
. My girl blamed
the dog
, but
that thing
was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...
by
barnyardhowl
April 25, 2022
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