3 definitions by bareswanage420
The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.
Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.
Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.
Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'
'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
by bareswanage420 September 24, 2016
An individual who ejaculates extremely quickly, but extremely powerfully.
In some cases the force of the ejaculation can smash through walls or cause physical injury, especially to young children.
In some cases the force of the ejaculation can smash through walls or cause physical injury, especially to young children.
'Holy crap was that a gunshot?'
'Nah mate it was just my flatmate. He's a turbo ejac.'
'The fuck just happened Barry my vagina is bleeding?!'
'I'm sorry Mary, I should have told you, I'm a turbo ejac. We should probably get you to the hospital'
'Nah mate it was just my flatmate. He's a turbo ejac.'
'The fuck just happened Barry my vagina is bleeding?!'
'I'm sorry Mary, I should have told you, I'm a turbo ejac. We should probably get you to the hospital'
by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016
An individual who follows a questionable moral code.
Blames others for their short comings.
Colloquially known as a 'twat'.
Blames others for their short comings.
Colloquially known as a 'twat'.
'Barry, stop shitting in the sink, you swanage.'
'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'
'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'
'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'
'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'
'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'
'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'
by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016