4 definitions by banterbus31
a lower form of the commonly performed 'follow through'. A bitty gust reffers to the act of farting and excreting small pieces of the previous subjects meal, all over the pants or bowl of the toilet!
steve: hey tom, how r u?
tom: not good steve, just had a curry and did a bitty gust in my pants! it was soooo messy!!!
tom: not good steve, just had a curry and did a bitty gust in my pants! it was soooo messy!!!
by banterbus31 October 16, 2009
the act of using the eyes when a teacher, boss or parent is looking to cause the target to think you are working when actually you are thinking of nothiness.
parent looks at boy.
mum: are you doing your english?
boy: traces sight blankly over page and replys: yes mother
mum: (re-enforced by eye service): ok, good boy
parent leaves, boy/girl continues facebooking
mum: are you doing your english?
boy: traces sight blankly over page and replys: yes mother
mum: (re-enforced by eye service): ok, good boy
parent leaves, boy/girl continues facebooking
by banterbus31 November 17, 2009
A man of divine cock wielding abilities that is often looked on and worshiped by many women. The chicken wizard is usually a small, podgy, smelly, officeworker that reveals his true identity at night at night clubs and specialist bars. The magic abititlies obtained by a chicken wizard are produced in the magic sack located below his weapon. (no reference to father christmas as he is not a chicken wizard)
Sally: hey, Mary. How was the party last night?
Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?
Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?
Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
by banterbus31 November 10, 2009
the act of, upon the moment of ejaculation, thrusting the penis so far into the vagina, that the ejaculation blows the womans organs to shreds cauging her to puke out of her mouse and nose, a misture of organs and puke! nice :D
martin: dude i need to lay low for a while
bob: why martin?
martin: cos i just had kinky sex with some bimbo and i did a green dragon!
bob: JEESUS CHRIST!!!
bob: why martin?
martin: cos i just had kinky sex with some bimbo and i did a green dragon!
bob: JEESUS CHRIST!!!
by banterbus31 October 16, 2009