8 definitions by bangbang973
When someone has oded on urban dictionary to the point where they cannot hold a normal conversation without using an excessive amount of obscure ultra hip slang words.
Kid A: "Hey Cole, what's up? I haven't seen you forever!"
Kid B: "Low man, IJB tootin this bitch up and down like a clown straight up harsh light man, you know? Foolish child so hard push this house way- Hahaha you dig it?"
Kid A: "You Ud'ed bro."
Kid B: "Low man, IJB tootin this bitch up and down like a clown straight up harsh light man, you know? Foolish child so hard push this house way- Hahaha you dig it?"
Kid A: "You Ud'ed bro."
by bangbang973 December 11, 2010
When you've typed your password on your keyboard countless times so that your not paying attention and it's in your muscle memory, that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.
Kid A: "So how did your date go with Lisa?"
Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."
Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."
Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."
Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."
by bangbang973 December 21, 2010
When a man or woman who are usually kept and well groomed suddenly goes on hiatus of personal appearance. The phrase itself comes from the Groucho Marx who infamously sported huge untamed eyebrows.
For men going with groucho is usually growing a beard, seize of all manscapping, and a newfound lingering odor.
For women its usually the stopping of any eyebrow plucking, leg shaving, waxing, makeup wearing, or hair brushing.
For men going with groucho is usually growing a beard, seize of all manscapping, and a newfound lingering odor.
For women its usually the stopping of any eyebrow plucking, leg shaving, waxing, makeup wearing, or hair brushing.
Person 1: "What's been up with Anna lately? She used to be so hot."
Person 2: "Yeah man I guess she joined some feminist group and ever since she's been going with groucho."
Person 2: "Yeah man I guess she joined some feminist group and ever since she's been going with groucho."
by bangbang973 December 14, 2010
A Kit-Brat is a girl who is normally scene or emo or something who somehow finds it necessary or cute to wear excessive amounts of Hello Kitty jewelry and/or clothing. A Kit-Brat will almost always have a photo on facebook of herself wearing a hello kitty necklace.
Kid A: "Did you see Kelsey's new facebook profile pic?"
Kid B: "I know, what is she like 6 with all that Hello Kitty shit?"
Kid A: "What a dumb Kit-Brat."
Kid B: "I know, what is she like 6 with all that Hello Kitty shit?"
Kid A: "What a dumb Kit-Brat."
by bangbang973 November 26, 2010
Verb.
To coon is to apply unnessesary and excessive amounts of black eyeliners around the rims of your eyes. A common practice by scene/emo chicks or any girl under the age 19.
It comes from raccoon, because wearing that much makeup makes them look like a raccoon.
To coon is to apply unnessesary and excessive amounts of black eyeliners around the rims of your eyes. A common practice by scene/emo chicks or any girl under the age 19.
It comes from raccoon, because wearing that much makeup makes them look like a raccoon.
Guy 1: "Woah- what is wrong with her eyes? Did she get beat up?"
Guy 2: "No man she just cooned today."
Guy 2: "No man she just cooned today."
by bangbang973 November 26, 2010
a lamb is a romantic comedy that a male is obliged to sit through when he does on a date with a girl he intends to later get in her pants. A man would never watch a lamb on his own accord because they are weak, fluffy, and boring. Lambs are not often worth remembering.
Dude 1: "Hey bro wanna catch that new Saw movie with me and the guys?"
Dude 2: "Naw man sorry I gotta suffer through a lamb with this chick I wanna bone."
Dude 2: "Naw man sorry I gotta suffer through a lamb with this chick I wanna bone."
by bangbang973 November 26, 2010
Scenmo is a adjective describing kids (usually girls) who are emo (cut themselves, are depressed, etc) but dress and look scene (colored hair, ultra straight, eyeliner, bows, etc). However what seperates them from other sub catagories of emo kids is that they will always deny being anything other then "themselves."
Kid A: Hey, just wondering, are you scene or emo or something?
Kid B: Oh my god no Im just myself- I like to express myself and act and dress how I feel without being labeled. Labels are for soup cans not people!
Kid A: Oh so you're emo-scene soup?
Kid B: Fuck you I'm going to go listen to sad music and edit pictures that I can post on facebook!
*Leaves*
Kid A: what a fucking scenmo.
Kid B: Oh my god no Im just myself- I like to express myself and act and dress how I feel without being labeled. Labels are for soup cans not people!
Kid A: Oh so you're emo-scene soup?
Kid B: Fuck you I'm going to go listen to sad music and edit pictures that I can post on facebook!
*Leaves*
Kid A: what a fucking scenmo.
by bangbang973 November 26, 2010