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kenan and kel

A HUGE part of my childhood.
Along with The Simpsons (when it was still mildly funny),that cartoon about the shrimpy thingies that live under the sea with lil' tooty things on their heads and not forgetting the *wondrous* Little Bear Stories.
I loved it at age 8-10,now I just think it's creepy....
Kenan and Kel,a comedy American show about *ZANY!!!* black teenagers.One of them had a prominent addiction to orange soda,the other was a fat nark with NO chance of getting laid....OH MY GOD! It was racist!!!!
by bandanasarerad August 25, 2006
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omg

OMG: Three simple letters that have many,many reasons.
Here are the well known ones:
1.~Oh My God:Used to exclaim shock,joy,ectasy,anger, fear ...just about every emotion there is. May result in *pain* if said anywhere near fundamentalist CR-AAA-ZY Catholic/Christian types. See "Oh my Allah!" for muslims.

Girl:OMG! OH MY GOD!
Christain : *punch*

2.~Oh My Goth:Used as a putdown for those seen as "gothic". Goths' rarely find this offensive.But if they do,run for your life! *Has flashback*

Girl: OMG! OH MY GOTH!
Goth1:LOL
Goth2:*punch*

And the lesser known ones....
3.~Oily Men Grunting.
A well known gay porn film,featuring Italian men. Does what it says on the tin.

"Oooh,after Brokeback Mountain I fancy OMG!"
"What?"
"Oily Men Grunting,of course!"

4.~ Over Medicated Generation.
The present generation.Our over medicated state leads to strange behaviour. See "Emo","Emo Boys Kissing" and "MTV"
for more evidence.

"Here,Honey take your pills with your brekkie!"
"Snap,crackle and prozac!"
OMG: It never ceases to amuse.
by bandanasarerad August 25, 2006
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Lil John

A man who,sadly, due to unexplainable circumstances knows only three word of the English language. Those words are "YEAH!","WHAT?" and "OKAAAAAY!". Don't laugh,it's very sad. Although rumours do persist that he can speak fluent Japanese.
10% of all Lil John record sales go towards saving up to buy the poor man some sort of speaking machine. Y'know,like the wheelchair guy. Hopefully after that Lil John will engage in his first actual conversation.
by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006
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Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!

What Cartman of South Park likes to shout when he is in the belief that he is Vietnamese Prostitute called Ming Lee.
"Sucky! sucky! five dolla!"
"Give me eight dollar socia-boy I love you long time"
"Ten dollar? Sucky sucky?!"
by bandanasarerad November 8, 2006
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I Hate Myself

1. A term used to descibe self-hatred.
2. Also a short lived 80s hardcore band. No,really!
1. "I hate myself" muttered Kurt Cobain
2. I Hate Myself are a great band!
by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006
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HIM

A finnish "love metal" band,fronted by the god-like Ville Valo. Recently taken upon by 13 year old TRL watching fangirls,thanks to that n00b Bam Magera. Also have a symbol called the Heartagram which ,again, has been stolen by that n00b Bam Magera.
I like HIM,for me they're like the European Bon Jovi.
"Oh,I love HIM" sighed the sixteen year old goth/crustie as she listened to Buried Alive By Love by HIM.
by bandanasarerad October 22, 2006
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vegetarian

A diet lifestlye chosen by usually intelligent people who can see the horrors of intensive,battery, so-called "farming". Others choose it becuase they feel offended by slaughter or simply don't like meat.
Not to be confused with vegans,PETA, animal rights campaigners etc. althought they are sometimes affiliated.
Vegetarians are often laughed at by meat eaters (see moron) but,hey,I'm not the one with 6 pounds of beef rotting in my stomach.
Many vegeatarians are passionate about their respect of animals and believe in humane rights for every living creature,it does not mean they are hippies or terrorists.
Usually vegetarians are very nice,quite liberal people, who have an interest in politics,the arts and anything they fancy. They despise homophobia,racism and sexism due to their caring,slightly anarchic nature. Often they have a anti-corpration,anti-war stance.
Some people are vegetarians for the sake of being vegetarian, as it is "cool". These people are obviously quite dumb.
>>Real-life experiences of a vegetarian<<<

DumbShitHead:"Why you eating salad? They got burgers!"
Me:"I'm a vegetarian"
DumbShitHead:"HaHa,what are you a Christian?"
Me:"No,I'm an atheist,actually."
DumbShitHead:"An AFEE-WHA'?"

DumbBitch:"HaHa,goody-two shoes,not eating meat.Do you like Cliff Richard as well,you hippie fuck?"
Me:"Actually I like Rage Against The Machine,Rise Against and once punched a guy for picking on my gay friend. So you can take your Cliff Richard and shove it up your fat ass."
DumbBitch: *faints at hearing so many big words*

Mom:"You're goona DIE.You're GONNA DIE if you don't eat some meat! Quick EAT SOME!!!.So unhealthy! Don't you want to be HEALTHY?!?!?! Come on,eat genetically modified murders and get healthy like me.ALL VEGETARIANS GONNA DIE!"
Me: *thinks of Davey Havok,Jade Puget,Moz and shakes head*
by bandanasarerad September 5, 2006
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