bandanasarerad's definitions

NJ

Short for New Jersey.

Let's go to NJ!
Yeah,let's go watch Senses Fail

by bandanasarerad November 18, 2006

TRL

Possibly the WORST TV show ever made.
Bad enough they have awful artists on the show (see:Lindsay Lohan) but they now have half-decent bands such as Green Day on. Urghh.
All that happens is they bring on some shitty celebrity, everyone in the audience (made up of losers,camp gay guys and teenie-boppers) screams at every word they say and I lose the will to live. And they play 20 seconds of each song.

TRL:
DickHeadPresenter: "So,Lindsay Lohan,how are you?"
LindsayLohan:"Well...actually my cat just died of cancer."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
DickHeadPresenter: "UhHuh.And...what did you have for breakfast?"
LindsayLohan: "First I had a glass of orange juice...."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
LindsayLohan:"...Then some toast...."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
LindsayLohan:"....then I threw it all up again."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*

TRL:
Me: "WTF? Why the FUCKING hell are My Chemical Romance on TRL??!?!?!!?"
Me: *burns all MCR CDs*
Me: *kills self*

by bandanasarerad October 17, 2006

running of the jew

Each year in Kazakhstan,there is the annual running of the Jew. A man dressed up as Jew is chased down street by Kazakhstani people. Sometimes it lays an egg.

If you've seen the Borat movie,you'll know what I mean.

~Running Of The Jew~
Borat: "Ah,the Jew is laying an egg! Quick,that it children,smash the jew chick!"

by bandanasarerad November 11, 2006

holden caulfield

Protagonist of the best book ever written for teenagers, The Catcher In The Rye. Holden is depressive, narcissistic and self obsessed yet he is strangely sexy and overwhelmingly likeable. Just ask any teenage girl (or boy, if you swing that way): Holden is the sexiest literary character ever.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.

"Damn, I would so spoon Holden Caulfield!"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"

by bandanasarerad January 17, 2007

Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!

What Cartman of South Park likes to shout when he is in the belief that he is Vietnamese Prostitute called Ming Lee.

"Sucky! sucky! five dolla!"
"Give me eight dollar socia-boy I love you long time"
"Ten dollar? Sucky sucky?!"

by bandanasarerad November 8, 2006

I Hate Myself

1. A term used to descibe self-hatred.
2. Also a short lived 80s hardcore band. No,really!

1. "I hate myself" muttered Kurt Cobain
2. I Hate Myself are a great band!

by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

HIM

A finnish "love metal" band,fronted by the god-like Ville Valo. Recently taken upon by 13 year old TRL watching fangirls,thanks to that n00b Bam Magera. Also have a symbol called the Heartagram which ,again, has been stolen by that n00b Bam Magera.
I like HIM,for me they're like the European Bon Jovi.

"Oh,I love HIM" sighed the sixteen year old goth/crustie as she listened to Buried Alive By Love by HIM.

by bandanasarerad October 22, 2006